Best Podcast Episodes About Johnny Gaudreau
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Updated: Apr 25, 2026 – 19 episodes
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“… here by herself. And I didn't go down to the room in between intermissions. He didn't tell me any of this. No. And I'm not going to be like, oh, Johnny Gaudreau here for him. Let me in the room. So I just was sat in my seat the whole game. I think I got French fries on the concourse. On the concourse. Yep. And then afterwards, he was like, where are you? And I was like, I'm in my seat still. I don't know where to go. Like, what am I going to do? Walk out the front door? Wait for you on the curb? So he was like, you can come down. Like, you've been on the list. I was like, you didn't tell me that. What …”
“… for one I went in through like the main entrance because Of course. What else? What other entrance were you supposed to use? And then I sat in my seat and I like definitely saw the other wives. And I was like, they're probably like, there's one girl here by herself. And I didn't go down to the room in between intermissions. He didn't tell me any of this. No. And I'm not going to be like, oh, Johnny Gaudreau here for him. Let me in the room. So I just was sat in my seat the whole game. I think I got French fries on the concourse. On the concourse. Yep. And then afterwards, he was like, where are you? And I was like, I'm in my seat still. I don't know where to go. Like, what am I going to do? Walk out the front door? Wait for you on the curb? So he was like, you can come down. Like, you've been on the list. I was like, you didn't tell me that. What list? I'm like, I didn't know there was a list. So I just sat there and I think I called one of my friends cause I was like, I'm nervous. Yeah. But it was so funny cause looking back, I'm like, whoa. So when I see like new girlfriends on the team, you know, I'm like, you know, come over here. Yes. All the boys are the same. They might not share …”
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Imagine flying to Canada only to find out you’re not on the VIP list! This segment hilariously captures the awkwardness of being an NHL player's girlfriend who unknowingly misses out on all the insider perks, leading to a solo adventure filled with fries and confusion at a hockey game.
“… Andres rolled his eyes, and I could tell he'd heard this one before. Oh, don't listen to this. It was when they grew the first grabbing swings. Johnny Appleseed, you know he was, right? Of course, yeah. Yeah, when Johnny was coming to the area. You really don't know this. You can tell him to stop now before it gets to you, but okay. So Johnny's wandering the country barefoot, planting trees. He's the apple guy, the apple prophet. So when he came to town, that's a big deal. Everyone wants to know, what's old Johnny going to think of the Gravesty? Will he like it? People were placing bets. …”
“… its apples, specifically the Gravenstein apple. And Maldonado had a bit to say about that. You know how Sebastopol got its name, right? It was from Russia, right? Sebastopol in Russia? Some, like, argument with a shop owner or something? He doesn't know. Andres rolled his eyes, and I could tell he'd heard this one before. Oh, don't listen to this. It was when they grew the first grabbing swings. Johnny Appleseed, you know he was, right? Of course, yeah. Yeah, when Johnny was coming to the area. You really don't know this. You can tell him to stop now before it gets to you, but okay. So Johnny's wandering the country barefoot, planting trees. He's the apple guy, the apple prophet. So when he came to town, that's a big deal. Everyone wants to know, what's old Johnny going to think of the Gravesty? Will he like it? People were placing bets. Andres, your grandfather was there, wasn't it? Sure story. Anyway, they bring him a Gravesty. Well, first they've got to decide which orchard they're going to take it from. There's a lot of back and forth about this. I only have so much time per episode. So suffice to say, Maldonado walked me through a classic shaggy dog story. They were in this feud. …”
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In a fascinating anecdote from a local food stand in Sonoma County, the story of Johnny Appleseed's visit to the area is recounted. The narrative reveals how the town's history intertwines with the legendary figure, showcasing a classic feud between two families over the prized Gravenstein apple. This segment highlights the cultural significance of local agriculture and the quirky tales that shape community identity.
“Rob, we saw Johnny Bananas lose to Tanisha from Bad Girls Club. Wes lose to Safari from Love and Hip Hop. and now paul is playing a very similar game where he's machiavellian and making all these moves there they haven't been rewarding this this is this is not a winning combination sir yeah so i lose to a mob wife my first real experience of watching house of villains it does seem like uh that the winning strategy to play house of villains is to do nothing no no …”
“Rob, we saw Johnny Bananas lose to Tanisha from Bad Girls Club. Wes lose to Safari from Love and Hip Hop. and now paul is playing a very similar game where he's machiavellian and making all these moves there they haven't been rewarding this this is this is not a winning combination sir yeah so i lose to a mob wife my first real experience of watching house of villains it does seem like uh that the winning strategy to play house of villains is to do nothing no no no we've seen people lose doing that too um a little further than teresa was it yeah she did nothing she did nothing the the thing is you have to do something but i think you have to stand by your people i think if we're if we're creating the elevate the like the evolution of strategy for this yeah i think you have to be with people you have to be …”
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In the latest episode of 'House of Villains,' Tyson surprises everyone with his petty gameplay, showcasing a shift from his usual strategic self. As tensions rise, Paul finds himself caught between alliances, leading to unexpected betrayals and a tense atmosphere. The dynamics reveal that in the world of villains, a straightforward approach might just be the winning strategy.
“… to give somebody a power there's about to be a twist for next episode next episode okay so things continue to be very heated between sandoval and johnny when johnny and paul are going to sit in their respective chairs and this goes on for a while between johnny and tom sandoval Johnny should have blamed Ashley She's not here to defend herself Blame Ashley Ashley wanted me to put you up Tom I didn't want to but I was pressured by my alliance it was Ashley She's not here lie Tom You lie about this woman It's not I know it I know he cannot perceive lying about a woman But like for me Tom the …”
“… on the lookout for this rooster it was just like oh shit what is this you know i mean the hand the hand was in the pizza box so they just do stuff like this so when joe mckell is knocking shit over in his house i just figured okay well yeah he's about to give somebody a power there's about to be a twist for next episode next episode okay so things continue to be very heated between sandoval and johnny when johnny and paul are going to sit in their respective chairs and this goes on for a while between johnny and tom sandoval Johnny should have blamed Ashley She's not here to defend herself Blame Ashley Ashley wanted me to put you up Tom I didn't want to but I was pressured by my alliance it was Ashley She's not here lie Tom You lie about this woman It's not I know it I know he cannot perceive lying about a woman But like for me Tom the answer was right there blame somebody else I think the toothpaste is out of the tube at this point after the first fight. And I think that this is just like we're getting our last licks in. I mean, obviously, at this point, Tom definitely knows that that they're getting rid of Johnny here. So we might as well go at it a little bit longer here. Yeah. Not …”
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In the latest episode of 'House of Villains', tensions escalate between Tom Sandoval and Johnny as they face off over accusations and alliances. Johnny attempts to deflect blame onto Ashley, but the dynamics spiral as both men grapple with their emotions and strategies, leading to a dramatic confrontation that foreshadows Johnny's impending exit from the game.
“… with a knife. And Paramount was like, oh, man, this is not what we asked him for. This is really not what we asked him for. He'll never replace Johnny. Oh, fuck off. But what I knew, I knew were ridiculous. I was where I was because I snuck in through syndication, did a first run syndication. I know network wasn't for me. And when Letterman got CBS, I knew I was really in trouble. So I had to figure out an exit plan. But the bottom line is for six years, I did it the way I wanted to do it. And I wouldn't change a thing, man. To do it for 26 years, I wouldn't trade those six. The thing about …”
“… got in trouble because Eazy-E came on my show in his bathrobe. And he was like, you gave it to me. You know, because we would give out bathrobes. And so he said, well, fuck it. I'll wear it out there. And he wore it out and had a he was picking his teeth with a knife. And Paramount was like, oh, man, this is not what we asked him for. This is really not what we asked him for. He'll never replace Johnny. Oh, fuck off. But what I knew, I knew were ridiculous. I was where I was because I snuck in through syndication, did a first run syndication. I know network wasn't for me. And when Letterman got CBS, I knew I was really in trouble. So I had to figure out an exit plan. But the bottom line is for six years, I did it the way I wanted to do it. And I wouldn't change a thing, man. To do it for 26 years, I wouldn't trade those six. The thing about it is, man, everybody wanted to be Johnny back then. It was so crazy. Even Letterman. I joked at the Emmys. I said I had a dream. I wanted to be an old white man with a desk. And that was my – to the point, Joe, that when I made it, I hired Johnny's architect that built his house to build me a house. I was deep into the shit like that. Well, he was …”
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Arsenio Hall recalls a hilarious moment when Eazy-E showed up on his show in a bathrobe, claiming it was a gift from the host. The absurdity escalated when Eazy-E started picking his teeth with a knife on stage, leaving the network in a panic. Hall's unapologetic attitude about his unconventional style makes this segment both entertaining and relatable.
“And it will be the final Jackass movie. And it was Johnny Knoxville's quote at CinemaCon that got to me a little bit. He said, I'm going to try not to get emotional. It means a hell of a lot to me We knew we were making our last So we went extra hard to make sure it our best Jackass film And from the stories I seen which they have wrapped the filming for Jackass 5 but so far from production Dave England I believe has ended up in the hospital So they went hard. And Johnny Knoxville is also 55 years …”
“And it will be the final Jackass movie. And it was Johnny Knoxville's quote at CinemaCon that got to me a little bit. He said, I'm going to try not to get emotional. It means a hell of a lot to me We knew we were making our last So we went extra hard to make sure it our best Jackass film And from the stories I seen which they have wrapped the filming for Jackass 5 but so far from production Dave England I believe has ended up in the hospital So they went hard. And Johnny Knoxville is also 55 years old. I think they've been saying it was going to be the last Jackass movie probably since Jackass 3. Jackass Forever really felt like that last one. But these movies make money because they cost a relatively low amount to produce and do really well at the box office. Such an unorthodox format for a movie, which I think these films don't get enough …”
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In a passionate defense of Johnny Knoxville's stunt work, the host argues that his sacrifices for comedy deserve an Oscar nomination. He hilariously recounts how Knoxville once shot himself while testing a bulletproof vest, showcasing the wild origins of Jackass and its unique blend of chaos and creativity.
“… way that alan dye and his cohorts have no idea of the nuances of what mac os really should be like software wise i think that that was an area where Johnny Ive and his closest people who designed that really were wrong about a huge swap. There are people who only use their MacBooks not plugged in road warriors, you know, whatever you want to call them. But there are so many people who need to use them plugged in because of what they're doing and still need ports to plug in drives or peripherals or cameras or microphones. Right. How the fuck are you going to do a podcast with one port? Well, right. …”
“… it plugged in. and that was the vision for the macbook and i think that's as wrong a vision for a macbook hardware as as tahoe is as a vision for mac software no i really do no no i think i think you're right i think you're right um i i think in a way that alan dye and his cohorts have no idea of the nuances of what mac os really should be like software wise i think that that was an area where Johnny Ive and his closest people who designed that really were wrong about a huge swap. There are people who only use their MacBooks not plugged in road warriors, you know, whatever you want to call them. But there are so many people who need to use them plugged in because of what they're doing and still need ports to plug in drives or peripherals or cameras or microphones. Right. How the fuck are you going to do a podcast with one port? Well, right. You make you make a great point and so i'm glad they have two ports that is better than the alternative it just sucks that one of them is essentially only able to be used for charging um but okay fine fair enough but you know what maybe i i do feel confident that like next year they will figure out that they will have designed things in the sec in …”
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The new MacBook Neo may finally bridge the gap for users needing multiple ports, a significant improvement over previous models. With a starting price of $500, it offers a competitive edge in education and everyday use, especially for students. This shift could signal Apple's return to relevance in the educational sector, challenging the dominance of Chromebooks.
“… of Bruce, but I always felt Bruce and his E Street Band were the second best band in New Jersey. To me, the best band in New Jersey was Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes. And a lot of people, that didn't get further than Jersey for many people, but it should. Southside's still out, so I wanted to pick a song by him. And this is a song from his second record, the second Southside. Little Steven wrote a lot of the stuff before he was on Sopranos and before he was with Bruce full But this is a song called This Time It For Real and it just I learned about What year are we talking about here …”
“… shows? I gather that's going on. I don't know, but I'm not buying the, this is the last time he's ever going to play in New Jersey. I've bought into that eight times now. What if I could tell you that I grew up in Jersey, and I grew up around the time of Bruce, but I always felt Bruce and his E Street Band were the second best band in New Jersey. To me, the best band in New Jersey was Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes. And a lot of people, that didn't get further than Jersey for many people, but it should. Southside's still out, so I wanted to pick a song by him. And this is a song from his second record, the second Southside. Little Steven wrote a lot of the stuff before he was on Sopranos and before he was with Bruce full But this is a song called This Time It For Real and it just I learned about What year are we talking about here 70... I didn't look that up, I'm sorry. 77, maybe? And this was a group... I learned about soul music from white guys in New Jersey, and then I backtracked to the real stuff. But this is just great. It's like, to me, here it is. This time it's for real Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes. The horn section was stolen by Conan O'Brien. It's La Bamba. …”
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In a hilarious twist, the hosts debate the true musical royalty of New Jersey, with one declaring Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes as the real deal over Bruce Springsteen. The banter escalates as they stumble over the band's name, leading to a comedic revelation about the awkwardness of saying 'Asbury Jukes' out loud. Their playful jabs and nostalgic references make for a delightful and relatable segment.
“… sidekicks to Sakuraba's knee off his butt. It was crazy But also on that card there was a football player He played for the he was a wide receiver Johnny Morton Johnny Morton he was a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions He goes out and he fights a black dude who lives in Japan and is a comedian, but he's a kickboxer too. I forget his name. Black dude, Japanese guy. Yeah, there it is. And dude, look, dude, he gets put in a stretcher. Johnny Morton. And so after this, after this. He only had one fight. No football players. All the football players were training for MMA. They were going to do MMA …”
“… So do you guys remember when K1 was in Los Angeles in 2005? That was when Hoist fought Sakuraba the second time and beat him. People forget about that. Hoist beat Sakuraba. He beat him from fucking on his back. Sakuraba standing. And he was throwing sidekicks to Sakuraba's knee off his butt. It was crazy But also on that card there was a football player He played for the he was a wide receiver Johnny Morton Johnny Morton he was a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions He goes out and he fights a black dude who lives in Japan and is a comedian, but he's a kickboxer too. I forget his name. Black dude, Japanese guy. Yeah, there it is. And dude, look, dude, he gets put in a stretcher. Johnny Morton. And so after this, after this. He only had one fight. No football players. All the football players were training for MMA. They were going to do MMA and dominate. That's why they're not fighting in MMA. Well, it's just crazy to step all the way up to a guy who's a pro kickboxer. They don't show the stretcher shit. Yeah, Johnny Morton got fucked up. That was K1 Dynamite. We were there drinking next to Charles Crazy Horse Bennett. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. Dude, that's the worst possible scenario. …”
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The crew hilariously recalls the infamous moment when NFL wide receiver Johnny Morton got knocked out in a kickboxing match, leaving him stretchered and embarrassed in front of his friends. The banter about the absurdity of athletes transitioning to MMA adds a comedic layer, with the guys questioning how someone could win a fight and still get cut for being boring.
“… said moving, breathing flesh. Just say a person. We're all moving, breathing flesh. I don't like it. Anyway, these checks are done every half hour. Johnny Unusual writes, it's worth noting that the writer on this film is Kurt Wimmer, master of films that are both tremendously preposterous and very dumb and still very fun. He's written the How Did This Get Made classics, Ultraviolet, The Beekeeper, Expendables 4, and Double Trouble. I'm not going to name the films because it's not a recommendation station, but I assure you that if you are ever stuck for movies, most of his films are the right kind …”
“… saying the institutions in my state have a log system where officers have to physically touch a tracking scanner on the door and then go to a data pad after looking in the window of the cell door to see moving, breathing flesh. I don't like how you said moving, breathing flesh. Just say a person. We're all moving, breathing flesh. I don't like it. Anyway, these checks are done every half hour. Johnny Unusual writes, it's worth noting that the writer on this film is Kurt Wimmer, master of films that are both tremendously preposterous and very dumb and still very fun. He's written the How Did This Get Made classics, Ultraviolet, The Beekeeper, Expendables 4, and Double Trouble. I'm not going to name the films because it's not a recommendation station, but I assure you that if you are ever stuck for movies, most of his films are the right kind of movies for this show. You can probably skip his Total Recall and Point Break remakes. Johnny Unusual, thank you for not making this a recommendation station. And as a matter of fact, because you didn't, now I am inclined to go deeper. But you're right about Total Recall and Point Break. What whiffs? Like a whiff and a miss. I mean, or I guess a …”
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In this hilarious segment, the hosts dive into absurd script changes from 'Law Abiding Citizen,' including a jaw-dropping scene where a guide dog meets a tragic, explosive fate. Their banter about prison logistics and the ridiculousness of the film's plot twists keeps the energy high and the laughs rolling.
“… Party, you know, we had an alliance. I was the only person to really get anybody out. And I got three people out, including myself. When it came to Johnny, I was talking to him the whole time. I was like, Johnny's been trying to work with us. I'm like, OK, Johnny, before the Toxic Tea Party, I was like, we're going to work together. OK. and i was like i'm not only gonna work with you but i'm gonna show you how dedicated i am by making you super villain and i literally did that i got two people out and then when i put the team in front of tyson i like he went to he went to johnny and johnny's like …”
“and he he immediately you know i felt like he was threatened and intimidated by tyson and i And that's why he was targeting us. And, you know, with the Toxic Tea Party, you know, we had an alliance. I was the only person to really get anybody out. And I got three people out, including myself. When it came to Johnny, I was talking to him the whole time. I was like, Johnny's been trying to work with us. I'm like, OK, Johnny, before the Toxic Tea Party, I was like, we're going to work together. OK. and i was like i'm not only gonna work with you but i'm gonna show you how dedicated i am by making you super villain and i literally did that i got two people out and then when i put the team in front of tyson i like he went to he went to johnny and johnny's like it wasn't me tyson came to me and i was like i don't know like like so i got myself out to make him super villain when we went inside johnny was like you know you nobody's safe like that and he's like but you're safe you know and then afterwards you know he takes me there the next day tells me i'm gonna be on the hit list and i was like of all …”
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In the latest episode of House of Villains Season 3, a player reveals how their trust was shattered after a betrayal by ally Johnny. Despite working hard to make Johnny a super villain and eliminate competitors, the player finds themselves on the hit list, highlighting the cutthroat dynamics of reality TV alliances. This segment captures the emotional rollercoaster of strategy and deception in the game.
“… a post on Apple Newsroom out of nowhere. John Ternus to step in as Apple CEO as Tim Cook becomes executive chairman. And then five seconds later, Johnny Surugi promoted to chief hardware officer, which is a new thing that didn't exist before. I didn't realize that, yeah. It's funny because I've been using it and I don't know if I've been wrong to use it, but he's getting pushed from being a vice president. It's still vice president, but it's senior vice president role to a C-suite role. Now, senior vice president might have been C-suite. I don't know. But C meaning chief, right? So C-suite, …”
“So just to go down the news list, suddenly it's a Monday afternoon and there's just a post on Apple Newsroom out of nowhere. John Ternus to step in as Apple CEO as Tim Cook becomes executive chairman. And then five seconds later, Johnny Surugi promoted to chief hardware officer, which is a new thing that didn't exist before. I didn't realize that, yeah. It's funny because I've been using it and I don't know if I've been wrong to use it, but he's getting pushed from being a vice president. It's still vice president, but it's senior vice president role to a C-suite role. Now, senior vice president might have been C-suite. I don't know. But C meaning chief, right? So C-suite, chief executive officer. There's Apple's chief financial officer, chief operations officer. Now there's a chief hardware officer, which means he's basically a half step down from CEO now instead of being a senior vice president. And what he's done is absorb John Ternus' responsibility. So he's still chip fab. He is still Apple Silicon, as you said, …”
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The leadership change at Apple is marked by strategic promotions within the company, with John Ternus stepping up as CEO and Johnny Surugi taking on a newly created C-suite role.
“okay so now the shop is opening soon it's time to destroy the dirt devils and get into johnny capahala back on board we open on a snowy hilltop as our hero johnny capahala is prepping to snowboard and reminds the audience all about who he is he realizes 90 of the viewers have forgotten the details of the movie they watched eight years ago or never saw in the first place So let's just consider this a very needed reestablishing shot. Kapahala moved from sunny Hawaii to snowy Vermont and traded the surfboard for a snowboard. Then it's …”
“okay so now the shop is opening soon it's time to destroy the dirt devils and get into johnny capahala back on board we open on a snowy hilltop as our hero johnny capahala is prepping to snowboard and reminds the audience all about who he is he realizes 90 of the viewers have forgotten the details of the movie they watched eight years ago or never saw in the first place So let's just consider this a very needed reestablishing shot. Kapahala moved from sunny Hawaii to snowy Vermont and traded the surfboard for a snowboard. Then it's revealed that he's on the edge of a cliff hundreds of feet above the ground. He's teetering off the edge, flirting with death. He eventually loses his balance and rockets to his death, screaming the whole way down. But instead of crashing headfirst we transition to a sunny beach Kapahala is now surfing on a surfboard still in a heavy jacket and winter …”
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In 'Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board,' we witness Johnny's transition from Hawaii to snowy Vermont, where he faces a bizarre nightmare about his new life. As he prepares for his grandpa's wedding, he navigates family dynamics and meets his mysterious new uncle, Chris. This Disney Channel original movie brings back nostalgic characters while introducing new challenges in a comedic and chaotic fashion.
“… to be relatable. I think she just was relatable. Yeah, I think that's well put, man. So getting back to her bio, she started dating a guy named Johnny Lyons who lived down the street. I knew a guy named Johnny Lyons, by the way. Do you really? Is this the same guy? No, I knew him a long time ago. But when I read that, I was like, oh, yeah, Johnny Lyons. It's whatever happened to that dude. It's a good name. Good, solid name. Yeah. He lived down the street, and they ended up getting married about eight years after high school. And as we'll see, it didn't last very long. But in the meantime, …”
“… that she was like, hey, I'm just like you. You know, she she was an every woman and she she even sort of poo pooed sometimes like, you know, the movie stars with their fur coats and like they're basically unrelatable. And she I don't think she wanted to be relatable. I think she just was relatable. Yeah, I think that's well put, man. So getting back to her bio, she started dating a guy named Johnny Lyons who lived down the street. I knew a guy named Johnny Lyons, by the way. Do you really? Is this the same guy? No, I knew him a long time ago. But when I read that, I was like, oh, yeah, Johnny Lyons. It's whatever happened to that dude. It's a good name. Good, solid name. Yeah. He lived down the street, and they ended up getting married about eight years after high school. And as we'll see, it didn't last very long. But in the meantime, she went to the University of Cincinnati. I think the Bearcats? Go Bearcats. Wildcats? Bearcats. Bearcats, thank you. And she was just there for one year. She made quite a splash while she was there the first year. She's the humor editor for the yearbook, and she wrote music for the school musical. And I think she became a tridel't even. She was the …”
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Ruth Lyons, a pioneering figure in daytime television, was relatable in a way that movie stars were not. Starting her career at the University of Cincinnati, she quickly made a name for herself but dropped out to support her struggling family during the Depression. Her story showcases her resilience and the challenges she faced in a male-dominated industry.
“… jacket and went outside into the hallway and knocked on the front door, pretending he had just arrived. We don't want to damage the child's psyche, Johnny said. Arizona's bedroom was closest to the front door, so she got up and let him in. Hi, he said, I was just in the neighborhood. He walked in without shoes and his belt undone. He dropped onto the couch and fell back asleep. Arizona looked at him. Why do you even come by, she said angrily, if all you're going to do is go to sleep? Johnny and I had very different ideas about the environment in which one should raise a kid. The stove needs to be …”
“He tried to ease into our lives with grace. After the first time he slept over, he got up in the morning before Arizona woke. He put on his jacket and went outside into the hallway and knocked on the front door, pretending he had just arrived. We don't want to damage the child's psyche, Johnny said. Arizona's bedroom was closest to the front door, so she got up and let him in. Hi, he said, I was just in the neighborhood. He walked in without shoes and his belt undone. He dropped onto the couch and fell back asleep. Arizona looked at him. Why do you even come by, she said angrily, if all you're going to do is go to sleep? Johnny and I had very different ideas about the environment in which one should raise a kid. The stove needs to be fixed, he complained. You can't cook meals over a hot plate. Ratso Rizzo cooks meals over a hot plate. And who in God's name puts laundry out on the line at midnight? Children need discipline. They like it, was a favorite banner of Project Goldstein. Heather called all of my domestic tips bourgeois. How is cleaning the crisper bourgeois, I asked. …”
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In this segment from the podcast 'This American Life', a new partner, Johnny, struggles to fit into a blended family dynamic with a six-year-old named Arizona. The humorous yet poignant interactions reveal the challenges of parenting, love, and acceptance in an unconventional family setting. As Arizona tests Johnny's patience and affection, their relationship becomes a battle of wills, highlighting the complexities of forming bonds in a mixed family environment.
“… to where the puck is going moves and then that got ripped out of the company's dna no risk taking no skating to where the puck is going losing johnny ive there's no product that they've released that I have been inspired by, like at a, you know, it's just all incremental. I think they, and this is weird to say, but I think they're actually better now as a Hollywood studio than a tech hardware company Sure That is true A lot of the best product coming out of Apple today is stuff like Severance and Silo They good at making TV shows but I don know Which makes sense Yeah. Which makes sense. Even …”
“… bleep all this out, but I am losing my mind. the okay so if i agree like maybe apple stumbled into the diamond mind of steve jobs's brilliance in 2008 of buying this company and setting them up for this 18 years later he made so many prescient skating to where the puck is going moves and then that got ripped out of the company's dna no risk taking no skating to where the puck is going losing johnny ive there's no product that they've released that I have been inspired by, like at a, you know, it's just all incremental. I think they, and this is weird to say, but I think they're actually better now as a Hollywood studio than a tech hardware company Sure That is true A lot of the best product coming out of Apple today is stuff like Severance and Silo They good at making TV shows but I don know Which makes sense Yeah. Which makes sense. Even Apple Payments, Apple TV, they were working on a TV, Lon. They were going to make a TV. Right. An actual television set. Yes, I remember that. I mean, Steve Jobs would have released that, right? Can you imagine having like a $5,000 Apple television that like had Siri that worked on it and then you have your glasses and everything. I mean, I have …”
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Apple's soul is missing, and it's affecting innovation. The seeds of their chip development were planted by Steve Jobs in 2008, but now the company is seen as more of a Hollywood studio than a tech innovator. With no groundbreaking products and missed opportunities to acquire innovative companies, the future of Apple looks uncertain.
“… fact, if you're watching, you could actually see my card now, at Covino and Rich FSR. Those are some of my prized reject cards. Don Assey, Don Ass, Johnny Grubb, Billy Ripken error card, And, of course, the one right there in the middle says, baseball scoops. That's right, scoops Callahan. Merkle pulls boner. Merkle pulls boner. And that refers to the infamous base running error by a 19-year-old Giants rookie, Fred Merkle, September 23, 1908, against the Cubs. He failed to touch second base on a potential walk-off hit, allowing Johnny Evans. See, Johnny Evans forced him out to nullify the run, …”
“… uncle old cards and stuff Oh you found a deck of cards with naked ladies on them And there was a collection called Baseball Scoops and they were like old-school headline cards, but they were old-ass cards. And one of them said, one of them read, in fact, if you're watching, you could actually see my card now, at Covino and Rich FSR. Those are some of my prized reject cards. Don Assey, Don Ass, Johnny Grubb, Billy Ripken error card, And, of course, the one right there in the middle says, baseball scoops. That's right, scoops Callahan. Merkle pulls boner. Merkle pulls boner. And that refers to the infamous base running error by a 19-year-old Giants rookie, Fred Merkle, September 23, 1908, against the Cubs. He failed to touch second base on a potential walk-off hit, allowing Johnny Evans. See, Johnny Evans forced him out to nullify the run, and it helped the Cubs win. the 1908 pennant. So it wasn't just like some random play. This boner that was pulled by not touching second, let the Cubs win. And, but I can only imagine little Steve Cavino must've thought that was the funniest thing on earth. I was like, I was like, I don't want my parents to see this. What does it even mean? This is …”
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In a hilarious twist of fate, a 19-year-old rookie named Fred Merkle made a critical base-running error in 1908 that denied the Giants a victory against the Cubs. By failing to touch second base on a walk-off hit, he allowed the Cubs to win the pennant. This story sparks a discussion about sports blunders and the funny side of making mistakes.
“… good defense, they still moved the ball so well. We played well on them, but they moved the ball great. Who's next? On that note, let's give our Johnny Rocker personal injury attorney, moneymaker of the game, Matt. Injured, get small-town compassion with Big City Results when you call the Rocker at 270-321-4429. And while it was 0-8 on Friday, today is Denzel Aberdeen. He led the team with 20 points. He was 4 of 9 from 3 and 4 of 5 from the free throw line. In 37 minutes, he was minus 5, and he is our Johnny Rocker personal injury attorney, moneymaker of the game, Ryan Lemon's favorite player. …”
“… Like, that was, there really wasn't a lot of identity. And when we were sitting, man, you got to see Iowa State, what they were doing offensively and cutting and passing. They moved the ball so much. Even at the beginning, when we were playing really good defense, they still moved the ball so well. We played well on them, but they moved the ball great. Who's next? On that note, let's give our Johnny Rocker personal injury attorney, moneymaker of the game, Matt. Injured, get small-town compassion with Big City Results when you call the Rocker at 270-321-4429. And while it was 0-8 on Friday, today is Denzel Aberdeen. He led the team with 20 points. He was 4 of 9 from 3 and 4 of 5 from the free throw line. In 37 minutes, he was minus 5, and he is our Johnny Rocker personal injury attorney, moneymaker of the game, Ryan Lemon's favorite player. Let me read that. I want to read that stat again. Played 37 minutes in a game we lost by 19, and he was minus five, which means the three minutes he was out was minus 14. Ouch. If you don't think that kid, like everybody's going to love Owe. I hope people have a good spot in their heart for Aberdeen. Yes. Because for 37 minutes he was on the court …”
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Denzel Aberdeen's performance was pivotal in Kentucky's 82-63 defeat to Iowa State, as he led the team with 20 points despite being on the court during a significant deficit. His presence highlighted the team's lack of offensive identity, contrasting sharply with Iowa State's efficient ball movement. This analysis reveals how one player's impact can illuminate broader team dynamics in a crucial game.
“… okay i'm sure they let you do both we can get quigs to change the NBC to UNC. Yeah. Easy. That's easy. I mean, it's got two of the three letters, Johnny. Yeah, you're right there. You're so close to being UNC. You're right there. You're really close. Our Tar Heels is where we turn it around. There are some good biscuits down there. There are some very good biscuits. You're selling yourself. Tobacco Road, Johnny. I like it. I like it, Johnny. Just maybe cut the line about the Browns and Belichick and the press conference. Yeah, we'll bring that up later. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, honey, we've got a …”
“as an nbc sports broadcaster okay i'm sure they let you do both we can get quigs to change the NBC to UNC. Yeah. Easy. That's easy. I mean, it's got two of the three letters, Johnny. Yeah, you're right there. You're so close to being UNC. You're right there. You're really close. Our Tar Heels is where we turn it around. There are some good biscuits down there. There are some very good biscuits. You're selling yourself. Tobacco Road, Johnny. I like it. I like it, Johnny. Just maybe cut the line about the Browns and Belichick and the press conference. Yeah, we'll bring that up later. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, honey, we've got a breakfast with Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. Every day, standing. Should that be the wake-up call tomorrow? Like, should that be my wake-up call tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let her know. Let her know. Honey, you got a new best friend. Yeah. Her name's Jordan. And she is fantastic. All right, Johnny, you're the best. Love you. We'll see you later. Thank you, boys. …”
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John Fanta might be leaving NBC Sports for a position at UNC, and the prospect has everyone buzzing. As the conversation unfolds, they joke about Fanta's potential new life on Tobacco Road, complete with breakfast meetings with basketball legend Michael Jordan. This light-hearted banter highlights Fanta's exciting career crossroads and the delicious biscuits that await him in North Carolina.
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