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“All Boozer has to do is hold onto the ball at half court instead of being the shortest guy on the court and trying to throw it over guys that are way taller than him. And then Braylon Mullins, a freshman who UConn could not have played worse for the first 30 minutes of that game. They were like one for 18 shooting. Caravan at one point was one for nine with two points. It was basically just the Reed show. And they just kept fighting, and they kept fighting, and they're the tougher team. And Dan …”

“We got Miles Garrett, Dave, Dave, and present time. No question. Okay. I'll give you him. And then I put, honestly, I put, who else I put there? I put me I put me there because I'm putting the cornerbacks I got my man Hanford Dixon he might be playing like some safety for us but I got I got you I got you there Joe and then I got one more live player that's playing right no I got Dequayle Jackson linebacker I'm going to go Dequayle Jackson from the crib I know you know DQ okay okay I'm going to …”

“the Miami Heat 147-129. Jalen Brown, JB, 43 points, 7 assists, 4 made threes. Jason Tatum had a trip dub, 25 points, 18 rebounds, 11 assists. Guess it heard, who was the best duo in the NBA conversation, and they said, hold on, man. Y'all need to stop playing with us. Sam Houser, Chipped in 23 points on 9 of 11 shooting from the floor 5 of 7 from the three-point line Even quater has 16 points and 11 rebounds and the bench Luke Garza 12 points Brayton Pritchard 14 14 points bailey sherman had …”

“The Madness took place last night. Loaded up for one of the Indiana's own. To Bray the Mullins. Yeah. Why are you singing that song, man? We ain't singing. We ain't singing. We ain't no Kentucky Blue. Because I love, man. I love when Duke and Kentucky lose. Yeah, I agree, man. When Duke loses, my life is happy. Let's go ahead and watch this The situation with Duke, man If you was a betting man It was crazy The little loser was killing, bro He was having a great game, bro He was What you got to …”

“19 points in the Elite Eight and blow it. It sounds like this is just what John Shire does. He just blows games. It warms my soul. There's the camera angle that just goes on John Shire at the very end as he watches the whole thing unfold. and looking at the chaos and seeing the, oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no, no, shot goes up. You see his eyes go up and follow the ball. And he just, like, how did that just happen? A lot of people are saying it's a more painful loss than Christian Laettner. It's …”

“There was an in-depth Jalen Hurts manifesto on ESPN just a couple days ago. Tim McManus, Jeremy Fowler, great job on this. Tons of sources, and we are left with what is not a new question. It is, is Jalen Hurts good? I've struggled with it, all right? Because on one side of it, you have somebody that finished second in the MVP voting, went to a Super Bowl that was essentially like a coin toss game. Then in 23 they 10 And I think those of us are kind of like yeah they 10 but is there something …”

“122-113 Evan Mobley went crazy yesterday, 34 points, 17 rebounds Don had 34 points And James Harden had 13 points, 14 assists Man, that was hooping yesterday Go ahead, load it up, man. That movie you was looking for, I'm going to go. No, I had James, so I had James for a dub. He only had 13. That's what we need to see, bro. You know what this is. He do that every game, bro. Off the heads, he's crazy. Teardropped at home for his first year. Oh, little bro got back in the league. Will's been …”

“ain't no time out. Ain't no, hey, let Ocho get me for a while. Let Ocho take this play for me. Yeah. Hey, Joe, you hear that? Ain't going to be nobody to help you. Ain't going to be nobody to save you, boy. What you mean? Once that bell go off, boy, it's going to be hell on wheels, though. Are you talking about me and you or we just talking about in general? And I'm talking about me on your ass. Oh, I thought you had left that alone. Oh, I ain't leave it alone. Boy, you got this to me. This is …”

“Sometimes doesn't play. Arkansas Jalen Williams. Arkansas Jalen Williams. Sometimes he doesn't play. Sometimes he'll play 28 minutes and score 25 points. Makes a ton of big plays for him. And he just figures out a way to win all these games and knows exactly the right play to make all the time. It's awesome to watch. It's funny because there's been a lot of whining and crying from, I would say, a lot from casual fans, frankly, about, oh, they do in the NBA shoot threes. Wah, wah, wah. If you …”

“Just really quick on Asia. I just want to mention how bad the crisis is among our Asian allies. South Korean president today urged citizens to save every drop of fuel because of their coming energy crisis. The Japanese Ministry of Finance is intervening in fuel markets to offset the devaluation of the yen. The Indian rupee plunged 10%. They have their worst annual decline of 14 years. And there's a real global economic crisis coming. And it's going to hit a lot of our friends who we're already …”

“All right let me take a break here Fernando Mendoza pro day I not big on Pro Days or I don overreact to Pro Days but I like to listen to the analysts of what they see and hear on a Pro Day, and that got my attention yesterday. We'll have that for you. Your phone calls as well. We'll do a deeper dive on the Philadelphia Eagles situation with Jalen Hurts, because this one feels really weird from a timing perspective. The start of April, and all of a sudden, people are whispering inside the Eagles …”

“Hey, and by the way, Jake Berger, you know why he's out there? Trev six for 13. I know I said that he, he, he drove some in and he let some in. That's kind of the game. Ain't that baseball. Nimmo with a nice opening series new face, new place and yeah, Corey Seager just a very casual Corey Seager series Do we have Bryce Harper's beginning line? I don't have it up in front of me Ooh Bryce Harper's opening weekend. We're on the elite or not elite watch. One for 11. Yeah, one for 11. Not elite. …”

“Kirk Cousins, like we said, Raiders, signed $10 million. He is now made – so he's fully guaranteed for, again, the 11th straight season. Shout out Kirk Cousins. if he plays out this contract he will make 343 million dollars in his nfl career yeah absolute legend good for him played it right i mean going back to the first time he got paid everybody called him weird for uh like they said the situation was messed up going into like back to back to back uh tag years and then somehow his agent only …”

“Yeah that's a good win For sure Still don't matter Nah Vibes is low They're slow Damn It was something to the magic man Even though they won anyways Alright moving on The Hornets took care of the Nets Yesterday Belted ass 117-86 Freddie Miller had 25 points Me and Miles Bridges had 19 LaMelo had 14 9-7 go ahead load it up Great game LaMelo This is not the Hornets team You would have seen the beginning of the season Making players like this One more Like a damn Good basketball I ain't gonna lie …”

“They proclaim it. They show it to the world. They say, come join us for Pride, for Pride Month. to celebrate unrighteousness. They proclaim it. So that seems like fairly traditional Christian belief right there, that you should not actually celebrate pride in what is considered a sin by the vast majority of the religious world. Well, the immediate response of the Chicago Bulls was to can him. They announced that they had waived him due to conduct detrimental to the team. apparently it was very, …”

“That ain no we never had that But that just goes to show you just how great they were But also it happens You don have the same influence Look at Brady's numbers. He was throwing numbers, but they didn't impact the game. Right. Hey, I got a question too. Yes. Excuse me for my lack of knowledge. If LeBron wanted to, is LeBron, I mean, is Luka really better than LeBron? Or is it the fact that Lucas allowed the green light to take as many shots as he does? Yeah, at this stage, he's better than …”

“Right. Is there enough of a consideration about a defensive step back because of the loss of Jay Hill? or a lot of the bodies are still there. It's not like there was a flood exodus of players to go with him. Love having a great defensive coordinator. Love having talented defenders more. Yeah. So, I mean, I do think that there is a chance that, yeah, you could see some slippage, but there's also a chance that maybe it'll be business as usual on that side because I do feel like there's kind of …”

“All right, there's a couple of things going on. The Tiger Woods story is not just a sports story. It's a whole lot bigger than that. But next week is the Masters. Is Tiger going to go? Is Tiger going to go to the Champions Dinner on Tuesday night? Tiger's also involved in a public golf course project there close to Augusta National. Will he go there for that? Is he going to play, try to play in the Masters? If you've won the Masters, you get an invite. But now, not all players who have won the …”

“Like that's not. Psychologically. Well, psychologically and also I think physically. And then also just like the confidence that that gave Leon Edwards going into the next fight, like just changes everything now. Yeah Kamaru had to be very careful because he knew at any I mean he dodged most of the big ones until the big one landed yep so in his head in that fight he had a narrative and that narrative completely changed with one head kick so going into the next fight the narrative is now if you …”

“That might be a problem, too. It might have been a bunch of dudes said no, and Patterson was like, let's go. He said at 170 and 185, and they just weren't giving him anything. Has Venom fought a Dagestani-type dude? Oh, no. Like wrestling? No. No. No. No. That's not fun. That's the big criticism. No, that's the matchup right there. Him and Hamzat. That would be nuts. Is he 185? He fights at 185. He can fight him all the time. Is this 185 right now? No, this one's 170. I'll tell you what I can't …”