Best Podcast Episodes About Toy Story 5

Charlie shares a hilarious and cringe-worthy theater story about a mishap during a high school play, where he accidentally raised a wheelchair into the air just as the curtain went up. The punchline hits when the actor's first line is about not being able to walk again, making the moment both awkward and uproariously funny.

Ari Shaffir recounts the wild evolution of his midnight comedy show that became a hot spot at a trans strip club in Montreal. The highlight? Eddie Pepitone's struggle to keep the crowd engaged with uncomfortable hooker stories while Russell Peters effortlessly filled the room, showing just how chaotic and hilarious the comedy scene can get.

Lisa Kudrow hilariously recalls her early improv days where the audience consisted of a single rat. The absurdity of getting applause from a rodent and the repeated suggestions of 'virulent disease' make for a laugh-out-loud moment that highlights the quirky beginnings of her career.

During a heartfelt moment at the Opry, a young girl named Sawyer June impresses her favorite singer with her talent and offers her a bag of pecans, leading to an impromptu duet. The segment captures the magic of fan interactions and the emotional impact of passing down musical moments, showcasing the connection between generations in a humorous and touching way.

In this hilarious segment, Michael tries to play innocent about a prank on Toby, only to be outsmarted by Pam who forces him to give Toby his prized watch. The comedic tension rises as Michael realizes he has to part with his genuine Seiko piece, making for a classic moment of awkwardness and humor.

In a hilariously absurd moment, Tom Arnold proposes a wild scheme where he would lick 100 guys for $1,000 each, turning it into a professional event. His commentary on fame and the financial struggles of celebrities adds a layer of depth, making the whole segment both funny and relatable.

Imagine raising McDonald's chicken nugget chickens in your backyard, but with a twist: cutting their vocal cords so they can't cry for help! This segment dives into absurd ideas like cloning cows and having a giant gelatinous beef cube in your yard, making it a hilarious exploration of futuristic farming gone wild.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts dissect a wild tweet claiming Trump's actions are part of a 5D chess game. The absurdity peaks when they compare it to a friend dating a stripper who insists she's not a hooker, showcasing the ridiculousness of conspiracy theories with sharp wit and relatable humor.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts dive into the darkly comedic idea that high crime rates and motorcycle accidents could actually boost organ donation rates. The banter about parenting newborns and feeling like a 'deadbeat dad' adds a relatable twist, making the whole discussion both absurd and entertaining.

In this wild segment, the host hilariously explores the absurdity of living with a sentient AI wife who drives you to madness. The commentary on how our pharmaceutical habits and high-definition fantasies are blurring the lines of reality is both thought-provoking and laugh-out-loud funny, especially when comparing today's tech with the claymation of yesteryear.

In a hilarious twist, the hosts dissect Jack Harlow's claim of getting 'blacker' while navigating the complexities of race in music. The banter escalates as they hilariously debate the absurdity of cultural appropriation and the outrage machine of the internet, leading to a relatable conclusion about how white people can switch genres with ease. Their comedic take on serious topics makes for a laugh-out-loud segment that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking.

Rob Schneider humorously critiques the work ethic of celebrity kids, questioning how they can be so entitled when their parents are rich and famous. He hilariously contrasts immigrant work ethics with the perceived laziness of the next generation, ultimately leading to a laugh-out-loud observation about the ridiculousness of wealth and entitlement.

In this hilarious segment, the host critiques the absurdity of how kids are used to evoke emotion in media. The funniest moment comes when he sarcastically declares that all it takes to get women to care is to show them a sad kid, leading to a wild commentary on masculinity and the ridiculousness of societal expectations. It's a rollercoaster of laughter as he mocks the concept of 'being a man' with outrageous exaggerations.

In a hilarious rant, the host argues that Joan Jett deserves a spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but only after Styx and UFO get their due. The punchline? Joan's not even in the top 100 guitar players, and the host's love for 'nasty, uppity' rockers makes for a wild ride through music history and personal anecdotes about lesbians.

In this segment, the comedians dive into the philosophy of comedy, questioning what drives a comedian's material. The funniest moment arises when one comic admits to using harmful jokes just for laughs, leading to a hilarious debate about what truly motivates comedians—laughter or integrity.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts dive into the wild world of OnlyFans, questioning whether it's a legitimate career path or just a slippery slope to prostitution. With a comedic twist, they highlight how many people might be multitasking between listening and, well, 'watching' something else entirely, making for a laugh-out-loud moment.

Chloe Cole shares a shocking and gory account of her top surgery experience, humorously critiquing the nonchalant attitudes of surgeons. Her comparison of a surgeon's idealistic dreams versus the grim reality of their work adds a dark comedic twist to her serious narrative.

The segment dives into the bizarre habits of a trucking suspect, revealing his penchant for driving long distances and collecting ashes in his car. The comedic highlight comes when the host quips about the absurdity of monitoring a murderer’s Facebook, comparing it to checking on Ted Bundy in a bar. It blends dark humor with shocking facts, making it both entertaining and unsettling.

Ethan's near-death experience during anaphylactic shock revealed profound insights about life and the afterlife. After collapsing in the hospital, he communicated with his deceased grandmother, Nanny Jean, who encouraged him to embrace his abilities as a medium. This experience shifted his family's understanding of life, death, and the connections that transcend them.

In the movie Pixels, a wild twist reveals that Gad is not just battling pixelated aliens but also engaging in a bizarre relationship with the video game character Q-Bert. After a comedic sequence involving a human actress and a rapid gestation of Q-Bert babies, the film culminates in a transformation that raises eyebrows about love and identity. This quirky narrative leaves audiences questioning the implications of such a storyline.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts introduce a quirky twist on a word game where players must say words sideways instead of backwards. The absurdity peaks when one host physically turns his head sideways to earn a point, showcasing their comedic chemistry and playful banter. The chaotic setup and unexpected rules keep listeners engaged and laughing throughout.

In this segment, the host hilariously describes the 'velvet prison' that comes with success in comedy, where artists lose their edge to fit in. The funniest moment comes when they lament how comics start policing their material as soon as they hit it big, turning into just another face in the crowd. It's a raw and relatable take on the struggles of staying true to oneself in the cutthroat world of entertainment.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts critique wine connoisseurship by hilariously declaring that all wines just taste like 'liquefied fungus from feet.' They provide outrageous tips for faking expertise at wine tastings, including the importance of greasy food pairings and the absurdity of wine snobbery. The comedic build-up and outrageous comparisons make this a must-listen for anyone who's ever felt out of place at a wine event.

In this hilarious segment, Ike Barinholtz hilariously defends his decision to take home $600,000 from a charity game show, claiming that charities need to 'work for it.' The absurd image of Ike driving a Bugatti with smaller Bugattis attached to it for charity adds to the comedic chaos, making the whole exchange both outrageous and laugh-out-loud funny.

In a hilarious mishap, two teenagers in New Zealand accidentally left a backpack full of guns and marijuana outside a charity donation center. The absurdity of their mistake, combined with the hosts' comedic commentary, makes this segment a laugh-out-loud moment that highlights the ridiculousness of youth misadventures.

A guy in Ontario set a massive warehouse ablaze because he felt underpaid, leading to his arrest for aggravated arson. The absurdity peaks when he complains about wages while lighting toilet paper on fire, leaving everyone wondering what could possibly be going on in his head. Meanwhile, the hosts hilariously connect this to their own fire department incidents, making for a wild and entertaining discussion.

Nikki Glaser hilariously contemplates her ideal ghost celebrity dinner party, inviting figures like JonBenet Ramsey for answers and Charles Manson for appetizers. The absurdity of mixing historical figures and the potential for chaos at the table makes this segment both entertaining and thought-provoking.

In this hilarious segment, a dad confronts his daughter's boyfriend over a wildly inappropriate t-shirt that reads, 'It's not gonna suck itself.' The comedic tension escalates as they discuss the boyfriend's reaction and the daughter's surprising defense of him, leading to a wild speculation about an epic confrontation between the dad and the boyfriend. The absurdity of the situation and the dad's measured response make this segment a must-listen!

In a hilariously candid discussion, a comedian reveals that in Turkey, eating cow testicles is a common practice, jokingly referring to them as 'life eggs' that supposedly boost energy. The banter escalates as they share their own experiences with cultural stereotypes, leading to uproarious moments about identity and absurdity. The absurdity of discussing 'comedy nudes' adds an extra layer of hilarity to the conversation.

In a bizarre yet hilarious survival debate, the hosts contemplate cannibalism, with one admitting they'd cry while eating a friend! The absurdity peaks as they discuss the logistics of survival, leading to outrageous conclusions about who would die first and what they would eat, making it both a morbid and laugh-out-loud segment.

In Clearwater, Florida, a man takes karaoke a bit too seriously when his song request is denied. After being kicked out for causing a scene, he retrieves a gun and demands the karaoke machine be fixed—only to find out it was still broken! This wild twist leaves listeners laughing at the absurdity of the situation.

In this outrageous segment, Jeff Ross shares a wild story about the infamous 'Fear Factor' challenges involving donkey cum, while also reflecting on his name change from Lipschitz to Ross. The humor peaks when he recalls how Ed McMahon hilariously butchered his name on TV, leading to a life-altering decision that every comedian can relate to.

The Aztecs, pushed out of their homeland, are compared to vultures circling for a new territory, but their reputation as savage conquerors has everyone telling them to 'go back to America!' The segment humorously highlights how European explorers were just the latest in a long line of colonizers, all while poking fun at the cold, inhospitable conditions that bred their raiding culture.

Imagine a romantic comedy where the charming lead is a cop—unthinkable today! This segment humorously explores how media narratives have flipped societal views on law enforcement, making cops the villains instead of the heroes. The hosts dive into how a simple movie like 'Bridesmaids' highlights this shift, revealing the absurdity of current perceptions.

In this segment, the hosts dive into the chaotic relationship dynamics of Tamlin and Feyra, highlighting the cringe-worthy wedding moment that resonates with many women. The discussion blends humor and deep reflection, making it relatable and engaging as they explore the struggles of trauma and redemption with a comedic twist.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts dive into the absurdity of height insecurity and the ridiculousness of white power gestures. With jokes about using books to elevate oneself and the faux pas of overly loud white pride, the banter is sharp and filled with unexpected twists, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking.

In a hilarious segment, Bobby ranks the characters from 'Friends' and reveals his surprising bottom picks. The debate heats up as he defends why Joey deserves the last spot, sparking a lively discussion about the show's iconic characters and their storylines.

Lunchbox recounts his nerve-wracking experience on The Price is Right, where he feared choking in front of the audience. The funniest moment comes when he realizes he can't use his nickname and has to introduce himself as 'Lunchbox' to Drew Carey, leading to hilarious banter about his journey and the pressure of competing.

In this segment, the host hilariously reflects on how '500 Days of Summer' warped his understanding of love when he was 18, making him chase a fantasy relationship. He shares a funny realization about how he once viewed Zooey Deschanel's character as the villain, only to appreciate the movie's true message years later as a happily married man.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts share their quirky good luck rituals for auditions, including one who insists on wearing an old turtleneck to every tryout—even for roles in tropical settings! Their banter about the absurdity of these charms and the sweet moment of patting the plane for good luck makes it a relatable and funny listen.

In this hilarious segment, the hosts discuss their recent CPR training, revealing the absurdity of learning baby CPR techniques. The funniest moment comes when they joke about how to perform mouth-to-mouth on a tiny baby, leading to a ridiculous visual that’s both shocking and entertaining.

In a hilarious recount of a family airport experience, the host shares how their sister's disdain for preferential treatment led to a comedic panic. The absurdity escalates as they reflect on the outdated themes in classic movies they now have to explain to their kids, making for an entertaining discussion on privilege and nostalgia.

In this hilarious segment, the host grapples with a noisy radon mitigation system that sounds like a ghost haunting their house. The comedic banter escalates as they delve into absurd solutions, like using a box fan to combat radon and a wild conspiracy theory about Cincinnati plumbers. The unexpected twist of toilet mishaps adds to the laughter, making it a relatable and entertaining story.

During a Taylor Swift concert, a dad finds himself in a hilarious predicament when he enters the men's bathroom packed with high school girls. The moment escalates when a girl asks him to sing, leading to a comedic exchange that highlights the absurdity of the situation. It's a relatable story of family bonding and unexpected bathroom encounters.

In a shocking twist, a dad recounts a rare peaceful dinner at a Mexican restaurant with his kids, where they didn't throw chips or fight! The segment humorously explores the magic of parenting as the kids finally reach an age where dining out is enjoyable, leading to heartfelt conversations instead of chaos.

The funniest moment hits when they realize McCone's mom is flirting with Bobby at the burger joint, turning what was supposed to be a private hangout into a comedic family affair. The absurdity of discussing the weather in Minneapolis instead of their usual banter adds to the hilarity of the situation.

Lunchbox hilariously recounts a beach encounter where a listener demands he pay for a drink after he takes a sip. The absurdity escalates when she insists he owes her $20 for tasting her watermelon margarita, leading to a wild debate about drink etiquette and gender expectations.