Best Podcast Episodes About Jesus Luzardo
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Updated: Apr 25, 2026 – 21 episodes
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“Google that shit, bitch. Wow. Jesus. Jesus digging deep. I'm sorry. The guy was, you know, he looked up consumer fraud. He lived on the earth. Don't be upset. I think he was in North America. Please, Lord. I've got to put a beacon on him. You know. Yeah. Don be upset with me I just trying to tell you that maybe Obviously I irritable First off I was eating All right But that being said I You know what I have What's that? Angel hair pasta. Oh. Usually gets a laugh. That's just a …”
“Google that shit, bitch. Wow. Jesus. Jesus digging deep. I'm sorry. The guy was, you know, he looked up consumer fraud. He lived on the earth. Don't be upset. I think he was in North America. Please, Lord. I've got to put a beacon on him. You know. Yeah. Don be upset with me I just trying to tell you that maybe Obviously I irritable First off I was eating All right But that being said I You know what I have What's that? Angel hair pasta. Oh. Usually gets a laugh. That's just a grunt. I think that's terrific. Maybe that's funny. It gets a laugh. It always gets a laugh. And what about for dessert? Here we go. Let's see. Let me guess. balance it out with some devil's food cake. Oh, yeah, that's kind of angel food. But, yeah, that's funny. Devil's food. I'm going to write that down. All right. So, anyway, normally people make …”
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In this hilarious segment, a caller hilariously navigates the absurdities of Christian dating sites, humorously questioning if God's choice for him could have 'bigger tits.' The interplay between traditional family ideals and outrageous scenarios like 'tsunamis and tornadoes' adds to the comedic chaos, making it a must-listen moment.
“… try it on see if it works it definitely does those wounds those those are bethlehem thorns as sharp as nails and they are this is what was thrust on jesus head i want to make sure and remind you sean of the chronology jesus is first flogged he's beaten I have the phlegm here, I'll show you, 700 times. Then they put the crown of thorns on his head. Pontius Pilate stands up next to Jesus. Remember, his wife warmed him in a dream, have nothing to do with this man. And yet Pilate says, ECHO HOMO, in Latin, behold the man. And the crowd, full of Jews, began to yell, crucify him, crucify him, crucify …”
“… scriptures say that sacrifices and offerings you did not require, but a body you prepared for me. And this is a replica which matches because we have 30 to 50 puncture wounds on the head and the scalp of the crucified man often joke with people yeah try it on see if it works it definitely does those wounds those those are bethlehem thorns as sharp as nails and they are this is what was thrust on jesus head i want to make sure and remind you sean of the chronology jesus is first flogged he's beaten I have the phlegm here, I'll show you, 700 times. Then they put the crown of thorns on his head. Pontius Pilate stands up next to Jesus. Remember, his wife warmed him in a dream, have nothing to do with this man. And yet Pilate says, ECHO HOMO, in Latin, behold the man. And the crowd, full of Jews, began to yell, crucify him, crucify him, crucify him. They want him dead. Keep in mind, they had just seen Lazarus raised from the dead. And this is why the most dangerous place you can get is to stop seeking truth. That's why I love your program. You show us truth no matter the cost. They put this on him. And can you imagine the humiliation, the pain? This is so nasty, I don't think humiliation …”
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In this segment, Dr. Jeremiah J. Johnston discusses the profound pain and humiliation Jesus endured during the crucifixion, emphasizing the significance of the crown of thorns and the crucifixion nails. He reflects on the personal implications of this sacrifice, framing it as a powerful expression of love and redemption, especially during Easter weekend. This insight into the Shroud of Turin and its historical context reveals the depth of the gospel's message.
“… he tries to take him down. because Lerone catches people coming in, too. He's sneaky. He's real fast, real tactical. 145. 145 with arms like that? Jesus Christ. He's got to be 160 right now. He's a problem. Yeah. But whoever wins this fight, it's such an interesting matchup for Volkanovski, too. But now when I look at him, I believe that 1,500 push-ups. I still don't, but that's fine. Look at the fucking build on this cat. You don't believe that he can do 1,500 in an hour? I was trying to compare other people. Mayweather was claiming, which I don't know if it was 1,300 in a day. So he would do …”
“… Khabib's. Right, but you ain't going to see none of that with Lerone. Lerone is too sharp. Oh. Too sharp. Lerone is super... So this guy's going to try to take him down. 100%. Yeah, he'll shoot. I would imagine... Right away. I would imagine 100% he tries to take him down. because Lerone catches people coming in, too. He's sneaky. He's real fast, real tactical. 145. 145 with arms like that? Jesus Christ. He's got to be 160 right now. He's a problem. Yeah. But whoever wins this fight, it's such an interesting matchup for Volkanovski, too. But now when I look at him, I believe that 1,500 push-ups. I still don't, but that's fine. Look at the fucking build on this cat. You don't believe that he can do 1,500 in an hour? I was trying to compare other people. Mayweather was claiming, which I don't know if it was 1,300 in a day. So he would do sets of 100. Right, but he doesn't look anything like this. Sure, sure, sure. If he does 1,300, I mean, this dude is like, he's super jacked. You do like 100 at a time or something? Yeah, right? So many people were saying you'd have to do 60 consecutive sets of 25, which is one every two and a half seconds for an hour straight. 25 every two and a …”
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In this segment, the hosts hilariously debate whether a fighter can really do 1,500 push-ups in an hour, with one host confidently claiming it's possible while the others question his sanity. The banter escalates as they break down the logistics of push-up sets, leading to a hilarious realization that even the fittest might struggle after 40 minutes.
“… it got to do is sound good So that sounds good. Wade. All right, so the Bible says that authorities are God's servants and should be paid taxes. And Jesus himself said, render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's. Do you know how we label some things that are ours versus someone else's in life? We put a name tag. We put a name tag on ourselves. It says, hi, I'm so-and-so. You open a book and it says property of insert name there. So here's how we get around God. We write our name and make name tags and we put it in all the stuff that we want. Therefore, affirming and assigning ownership to that …”
“… that this had to be rational or logical in any way That sounded pretty good I don have to change my name I mean that does sound a little better I presuming that you believe everything I say No it sounds better as long as you believe me Hey yeah all it got to do is sound good So that sounds good. Wade. All right, so the Bible says that authorities are God's servants and should be paid taxes. And Jesus himself said, render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's. Do you know how we label some things that are ours versus someone else's in life? We put a name tag. We put a name tag on ourselves. It says, hi, I'm so-and-so. You open a book and it says property of insert name there. So here's how we get around God. We write our name and make name tags and we put it in all the stuff that we want. Therefore, affirming and assigning ownership to that item. Then someone sees it and it says, hmm, property of Wade. Even though these are the taxes it says he technically owes, this is his. It's still his property. So I just write my name on all of my money, all of my things, my house, my neighbor's house. Everything I want is mine It has my name on it Isn't that what we say matters Thanks God, …”
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In this hilarious segment, the hosts explore the absurdity of tax evasion with a comedic twist, suggesting that simply writing your name on things makes them yours. The banter escalates as they joke about hiring accountants to take the fall for fraudulent tax filings, culminating in a cheeky wink to God about their 'holy loophole.'
“… do this like whole day now listen we're working with the kids with us in a hotel i looked at lauren i almost threw myself out the window I was like, Jesus Christ. But it's the truth. And that doesn't mean I don't love my kids. You also have four. Four's a lot. Four's a lot. It's a lot of people. To your point on that headline, what I would also say is it's a commentary that, like, you're right. A man would have never gotten that headline. And the second thing is people wouldn't have clicked it if it was a man in the headline. So they know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. But it's …”
“… being with my kids for about three hours and then i'm like i'm done i like the and i stand by it because it's like that's the truth and a lot of moms who work full-time feel like that saturday at lunchtime you're like really like really we're gonna do this like whole day now listen we're working with the kids with us in a hotel i looked at lauren i almost threw myself out the window I was like, Jesus Christ. But it's the truth. And that doesn't mean I don't love my kids. You also have four. Four's a lot. Four's a lot. It's a lot of people. To your point on that headline, what I would also say is it's a commentary that, like, you're right. A man would have never gotten that headline. And the second thing is people wouldn't have clicked it if it was a man in the headline. So they know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. But it's a commentary on, like, I don't see. I think it's unfair that women get put on that pressure when they're expected to build a business like a man, run a company like a man. Yeah, have the same results as a man. And then say, and by the way, you're not being as good of a mother as you can be. Because again, men, we just don't have that kind of, we …”
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Emma Grede discusses the unfair pressures women face in the business world, particularly when it comes to balancing work and motherhood. She highlights that while men rarely receive criticism for their commitments, women are often scrutinized, leading to unrealistic expectations. Grede's insights reveal the cultural narratives that hold women back and the importance of dismantling these beliefs through her new book.
“… her mom, she'll be like, okay, I'll start the prayer and Angie can go, actually, I'll lead. And then we're going to make the most woke ass original Jesus, like the Bible Jesus, not the capitalist Republican Jesus, something that that guy would write. And I think it's just going to be an absolute banger. And then at the end you can say Mom I didn hear you say amen Well here the deal She would totally say amen and not be able to She be like oh well that was a nice prayer She would be so excited that I said I was leading the prayer. It might irritate her when I came out the other stuff. But here's …”
“Number two, listener. So she told me the story when we were in Atlanta and I was beaming with pride, obviously. But I thought, okay, here's the next phase. So she goes next year to the family prayer and we as a community can write the prayer. And so her mom, she'll be like, okay, I'll start the prayer and Angie can go, actually, I'll lead. And then we're going to make the most woke ass original Jesus, like the Bible Jesus, not the capitalist Republican Jesus, something that that guy would write. And I think it's just going to be an absolute banger. And then at the end you can say Mom I didn hear you say amen Well here the deal She would totally say amen and not be able to She be like oh well that was a nice prayer She would be so excited that I said I was leading the prayer. It might irritate her when I came out the other stuff. But here's the thing, which I've learned in the course of this whole fiasco about Easter. That how are you going? I mean, she couldn't argue with me. How are you going to argue if the prayer starts with, please help the children that are hungry because they've no longer been provided any assistance for school lunches or the SNAP benefits were cut? Here's the …”
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In a thought-provoking segment, the hosts discuss how to create a prayer that addresses societal issues like hunger and poverty, rather than adhering to traditional religious norms. They critique the impact of religion on marginalized communities, specifically referencing the actions of political figures like Donald Trump. This conversation highlights the tension between personal beliefs and societal expectations in a religious context.
“Do you think the world ends in your lifetime? Yes or no, Amy? No. Lunchbox? No. Wow. You mean world ending like Jesus Returns or just like – Any and all. Jesus Returns, nuclear war, any. No. But like no civilization. You die because 90% of civilization or more dies. No. You can answer it now. No. I feel like some days we're cooked, but not to that level. Not in our lifetime. What's the world? One in three people believe the world will end in their lifetime, according to a new study. That's why I was surprised. Morgan, do you? Yeah, I do. You do. Wow. What in …”
“Do you think the world ends in your lifetime? Yes or no, Amy? No. Lunchbox? No. Wow. You mean world ending like Jesus Returns or just like – Any and all. Jesus Returns, nuclear war, any. No. But like no civilization. You die because 90% of civilization or more dies. No. You can answer it now. No. I feel like some days we're cooked, but not to that level. Not in our lifetime. What's the world? One in three people believe the world will end in their lifetime, according to a new study. That's why I was surprised. Morgan, do you? Yeah, I do. You do. Wow. What in the world? What are you? She's the one. I'm on social media all the time. I see a lot of stuff. That's so ridiculous. Well, some people do believe that Jesus will come back in their lifetime and that all these are signs. My usual response to that is these similar signs have been happening for a long time, for decades, for hundreds of years, and …”
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In a hilariously unexpected turn, the hosts debate whether the world will end in their lifetime, leading to a lively back-and-forth about apocalyptic beliefs. The moment where one host hilariously suggests that thinking the world will end soon is a 'narcissistic view' adds a comedic twist to the serious topic, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking.
“So the Romans didn't like the fact that Jesus was claiming to be the unique son of God, the Messiah. Why? What were they? Because in those days, the emperor was considered to be divine. Caesar. Caesar would be considered divine. So it's kind of like, we're okay if you want to worship Jesus, but not above Caesar. That's right. That's right. Exactly. And the Pharisees didn't like that Jesus was coming in and kind of throwing a monkey wrench into all the rules and regulations that they wanted …”
“So the Romans didn't like the fact that Jesus was claiming to be the unique son of God, the Messiah. Why? What were they? Because in those days, the emperor was considered to be divine. Caesar. Caesar would be considered divine. So it's kind of like, we're okay if you want to worship Jesus, but not above Caesar. That's right. That's right. Exactly. And the Pharisees didn't like that Jesus was coming in and kind of throwing a monkey wrench into all the rules and regulations that they wanted people to live by and talking more about grace and more about what it means to be a true follower of God. And so there's a lot of conflict there. He was making divine and messianic claims about himself. at one point Jesus got up before a group and he said I and the father are one and the Greek word there for one is not masculine it neuter which …”
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The misconception that Jews as a whole were responsible for Jesus' death has led to dangerous anti-Semitic beliefs today. In reality, it was the Pharisees and the Roman authorities who played pivotal roles in his crucifixion, while Jesus himself was Jewish and his teachings were rooted in Jewish tradition. This misunderstanding highlights a critical disconnect within some Christian communities regarding their faith's origins and its relationship with Judaism.
“… hard for people who want to do that because the whole message of Holy Week is the opposite. it. I mean, you're the theologian, but I think Jesus is coming into Jerusalem at a time when it's occupied by foreign pagan authorities that are oppressing the people of Jerusalem. And a lot of people watching assumed Jesus was going to liberate the city in some using force. He was the king, but he doesn't come in on a war horse. He comes in on a donkey and then submits to being tortured to death because the victory is larger than a military victory. It's a final victory. It's a spiritual …”
“And it seems like Holy Week maybe is particularly hard for people who want to do that because the whole message of Holy Week is the opposite. it. I mean, you're the theologian, but I think Jesus is coming into Jerusalem at a time when it's occupied by foreign pagan authorities that are oppressing the people of Jerusalem. And a lot of people watching assumed Jesus was going to liberate the city in some using force. He was the king, but he doesn't come in on a war horse. He comes in on a donkey and then submits to being tortured to death because the victory is larger than a military victory. It's a final victory. It's a spiritual victory. And that seems like the message as a non-theologian Protestant, that seems like a very clear message. But you tell me, is that the message? Tucker, you are spot on. And that's why I mentioned earlier in our conversation, Holy Week is a week of drama, and it's a week of waking up and realizing the real message of Jesus Christ. I mean, the whole …”
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Holy Week reveals a profound message: Jesus entered Jerusalem not as a military conqueror, but on a donkey, embracing suffering for a greater spiritual victory. This contrasts sharply with the expectations of those longing for liberation from foreign oppression, highlighting the betrayal of Judas Iscariot who sought a different kind of leader. The story of Lazarus' resurrection further emphasizes the dramatic conflict between spiritual truth and earthly power.
“… want to tell tales at a school. My stepbrother and I, we would roll CeeLo at bars. I love it. We'd roll dice forever. This puts you in the world of Jesus, though. What's really striking to me is that dice 2,000 years ago, they're a little smaller. Otherwise, they look exactly the same. And they're made of bone. And they're made of bone. We were in the drive-thru, and one of my triplets said, Dad, they stink really bad. I was like, son, they're 2,000 years old. Yeah, that'll do it. Can I? Yes, please. Absolutely. We won't roll them two. Rolled nine? Yeah, a nine. There we go. There you go. Three …”
“… of life is dying before them, and they begin to gamble for his clothes. These are made of bone. They're stamped. Romans love to gamble. So tell me what you're thinking right now. Have you ever held first century Roman dice? I love dice. I don't want to tell tales at a school. My stepbrother and I, we would roll CeeLo at bars. I love it. We'd roll dice forever. This puts you in the world of Jesus, though. What's really striking to me is that dice 2,000 years ago, they're a little smaller. Otherwise, they look exactly the same. And they're made of bone. And they're made of bone. We were in the drive-thru, and one of my triplets said, Dad, they stink really bad. I was like, son, they're 2,000 years old. Yeah, that'll do it. Can I? Yes, please. Absolutely. We won't roll them two. Rolled nine? Yeah, a nine. There we go. There you go. Three to the third. So there it is. So these are the kind of artifacts that I bring out in the Jesus discoveries, because I want people to know that if we cannot believe that Jesus died and rose again, based on the evidence outside the Bible, we shouldn't believe that Caesar crossed the Rubicon. Yeah. The evidence is that strong. Right. And there's …”
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Holding 2,000-year-old Roman dice reveals the reality of Jesus' crucifixion, as all four Gospels mention executioners gambling for His clothes. This tangible artifact challenges skeptics to reconsider the historical evidence of Jesus' life and death, emphasizing that Christianity embraces both the spiritual and physical realms. By engaging with such relics, believers can feel a deeper connection to their faith.
“… Pesca, which is happening this week as well, that those two things are always overlaid with one another. and the resurrection and the promise of Jesus, honestly, can be best described as a fresh start, as a reset. It's a beautiful idea, and it's a truism that has captivated billions of people throughout time. It is really an amazing part about Easter, the Easter season, how it overlays with the Passover, because obviously the Passover comes from the Genesis story of the Jews putting Exodus story. Exodus, I'm sorry, the Exodus story, where the Jews put the blood of a lamb over their doors so …”
“… I love Easter. I love the resurrection. And also, just so everyone's clear, they say, oh, Easter is pagan. Hold on a second. The term Easter was a pagan term that was redeemed. But no, Easter itself is actually always aligning with the Jewish Passover, Pesca, which is happening this week as well, that those two things are always overlaid with one another. and the resurrection and the promise of Jesus, honestly, can be best described as a fresh start, as a reset. It's a beautiful idea, and it's a truism that has captivated billions of people throughout time. It is really an amazing part about Easter, the Easter season, how it overlays with the Passover, because obviously the Passover comes from the Genesis story of the Jews putting Exodus story. Exodus, I'm sorry, the Exodus story, where the Jews put the blood of a lamb over their doors so that the angel of death would pass over their house. And Jesus is our Passover lamb. And so it is the perfect embodiment of that story. And I love how Scripture tends to echo, right? We see different themes and ideas that are once told in the Old Testament. you see them reflected or embodied perfectly in the life of Jesus. One of my favorite images …”
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On Good Friday, the image of Jesus bursting open the coffins of Adam and Eve symbolizes His mission of redemption. This powerful moment illustrates how Jesus, as the Passover lamb, liberates humanity from separation caused by sin, echoing themes from the Exodus story. The resurrection represents a fresh start, captivating billions with its promise of hope and renewal.
“… to them. So why is it that the NBA and the Chicago Bulls say that I'm detrimental to the team? How? Because I believe in the truth? because I know Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. I mean, again, he has a point. The team could have just said, we disagree with his comments. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. By the way, in the UFC, this happens all the time. And Dana White routinely says this about people that he disagrees with in the UFC who say things that are actually quite morally bad. And he will say, you know, you're allowed to say what you want to say. I disagree with it, but …”
“… I did nothing but practice with them, play with them, pass the ball to them, good teammate to them, said good job, good shot. I said, good job, good job, good pass. Way to play, bro. Right? I said these things to my teammates. Was never detrimental to them. So why is it that the NBA and the Chicago Bulls say that I'm detrimental to the team? How? Because I believe in the truth? because I know Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. I mean, again, he has a point. The team could have just said, we disagree with his comments. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. By the way, in the UFC, this happens all the time. And Dana White routinely says this about people that he disagrees with in the UFC who say things that are actually quite morally bad. And he will say, you know, you're allowed to say what you want to say. I disagree with it, but it's not my job to sort of police the speech of other people. But the Bulls just cut Ivy, just waved him, which is kind of incredible. Ivy also went off on Steph Curry. And the reason he's going off on Steph Curry is because Steph Curry is frequently brought up by critics of traditional Christianity in the league apparently as sort of the example …”
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Jaden Ivey was waived by the Chicago Bulls for expressing his Christian beliefs, raising questions about free speech in the NBA. He defended himself on Instagram Live, arguing that his conduct was never detrimental to the team and criticized the league's handling of differing opinions on faith and morality. Ivey also took aim at Steph Curry, suggesting that Curry's public persona doesn't align with traditional Christian values, highlighting a divide in the league's culture.
“I don't want to be in special needs prison. The pastor's dealing with a bunch of me. They can't read all day. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's bad enough to be in prison. It's like, not only can you not be in society, but even in prison, you need a little extra help. We have to shrink you down. You need a little extra help in prison. Amongst a smaller group of people. That's tough. that you can carry on conversations. That's tough, man. That's a tough road for a criminal. Tough road to hoe, babe. Yeah, it is. So by 2009, he's earning $75,000 a year in salary from …”
“I don't want to be in special needs prison. The pastor's dealing with a bunch of me. They can't read all day. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's bad enough to be in prison. It's like, not only can you not be in society, but even in prison, you need a little extra help. We have to shrink you down. You need a little extra help in prison. Amongst a smaller group of people. That's tough. that you can carry on conversations. That's tough, man. That's a tough road for a criminal. Tough road to hoe, babe. Yeah, it is. So by 2009, he's earning $75,000 a year in salary from the New York State Department of Corrections. He's also doing the volunteer firefighting, and he also started a business where him and a partner buy cars at auction and sell them. We'll use car business as well. Yeah. A little cash on the side. So early 2009, he is three months away from his 25th anniversary in service with the corrections department …”
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In this hilarious segment, the host examines the absurdity of a man transitioning from a life of corrections to running for mayor with zero experience. The punchline about his side business, SF Enterprises with a Z, perfectly encapsulates the quirky charm of small-town politics and the colorful characters involved.
“… of law, and that means holding people accountable who've broken the law and talking about in this administration when we get a new one. Stop. Stop. Jesus, sweet baby Jesus, be with me we have to restore the rule of law? sweet baby Jesus, let me smell the hay in your manger we have to restore the rule of law we have to punish the people who have broken the law. Come to me now, sweet Jesus, before I lose my ever-loving mind. We have to punish those who have violated the law. Let me ask you this. Could we apply that maybe to the little people? Could we apply that to people who are, I don't know, …”
“… win. Listen to this. What is a project? Twenty twenty nine agenda look like. For you, I don't think you can speak of it in in shorthand, but I'll just say a couple of things that I think are absolutely necessary. One is we've got to restore the rule of law, and that means holding people accountable who've broken the law and talking about in this administration when we get a new one. Stop. Stop. Jesus, sweet baby Jesus, be with me we have to restore the rule of law? sweet baby Jesus, let me smell the hay in your manger we have to restore the rule of law we have to punish the people who have broken the law. Come to me now, sweet Jesus, before I lose my ever-loving mind. We have to punish those who have violated the law. Let me ask you this. Could we apply that maybe to the little people? Could we apply that to people who are, I don't know, stealing from our treasury? Could we apply that to, I don't know, people who are stabbing people on the streets? Could we maybe do that?”
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Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker's predictions for 2029 focus on restoring the rule of law and holding accountable those who have broken it. This controversial stance raises questions about who exactly will face consequences, especially concerning everyday crime and government corruption. The urgency in Pritzker's message highlights the growing frustration with the current state of law enforcement and governance.
“… their own specific lifestyle and get on their knees and just say, I've been really screwing this whole parade up. I surrender, help me. And what Jesus did when he died on the cross for us is he allowed us to say, I'm never going to get there. See, Jesus took a symbol of death and public mockery and has turned it into a symbol of a gateway to eternity. How's that for the greatest irony of Middle Eastern Roman Jewish rule? Totally changing a symbol that was the cross, which was meant to be nothing more than a symbol of the greatest shame of a criminal. When you put someone up on that cross that …”
“… are really good answers about it but I think a lot of the reasons why people don't accept Christianity is outside of the technical rational historical archaeological mountain of evidence set out there quite honestly it's people that don't want to change their own specific lifestyle and get on their knees and just say, I've been really screwing this whole parade up. I surrender, help me. And what Jesus did when he died on the cross for us is he allowed us to say, I'm never going to get there. See, Jesus took a symbol of death and public mockery and has turned it into a symbol of a gateway to eternity. How's that for the greatest irony of Middle Eastern Roman Jewish rule? Totally changing a symbol that was the cross, which was meant to be nothing more than a symbol of the greatest shame of a criminal. When you put someone up on that cross that never committed a crime and didn't sin ever, and you turn that into a gateway to acceptance and righteousness. So what does happen when you die? Well, on Good Friday, we are told and we learn that salvation can be given to you in a moment's notice if you truly accept Jesus Christ as God and as king, a king over a dominion building his kingdom. …”
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Many people reject Christianity not due to lack of evidence, but because they fear change. Jesus transformed a symbol of shame into a gateway to eternal life, offering salvation to anyone willing to accept Him. This gift can change lives, turning the broken into compassionate followers, and it's available for everyone right now.
“… that is a student of like AI generated content to learn American culture and learn like what hits here. Right. And like that's why you have shrimp Jesus because they know we love shrimp and we love Jesus. We definitely, I mean, listen, you're not incorrect. Some people like shrimp more than Jesus. But if you ask your average American, hey, how do you feel about an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet? And, you know, do you go to church? You get positive reactions is what I'm saying. Maybe sometimes, depending on the person, you might get more positive than the other. But in general, broadly speaking, …”
“… that pop culture for so long. And like if you make money on social media just by like generating posts, like you're one of these AI slop farms, the gold is in American views. Like that's where the advertising dollars are. And so it pays for everyone that is a student of like AI generated content to learn American culture and learn like what hits here. Right. And like that's why you have shrimp Jesus because they know we love shrimp and we love Jesus. We definitely, I mean, listen, you're not incorrect. Some people like shrimp more than Jesus. But if you ask your average American, hey, how do you feel about an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet? And, you know, do you go to church? You get positive reactions is what I'm saying. Maybe sometimes, depending on the person, you might get more positive than the other. But in general, broadly speaking, we like shrimp. We like Jesus. Absolutely. Two things I can tell you about America. Yeah, there it is. We'll be right back after the break. Run a business and not thinking about podcasting? Think again. More Americans listen to podcasts than ad-supported streaming music from Spotify and Pandora. And as the number one podcaster, iHeart's twice as …”
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Iran's propaganda is cleverly using American pop culture, like rap music and cartoons, to resonate with U.S. audiences. By tapping into familiar themes, such as shrimp and Jesus, they're crafting videos that speak directly to American values and interests, making their message more impactful. This strategy reveals how deeply Iran understands American culture and its potential for influence.
“… to do an altar call. What's an altar call? It's basically him saying, hey, if you're not a Christian, come down to the stage. You're going to say, Jesus is my Savior. I'm a sinner. And boom, you're a Christian. And that's a relatively new technique in Christianity. 200 years ago, altar calls were not a thing. and so altar calls are just a kind of a new tool that churches use to read metrics you know because at the end of the day how are we performing oh here's how many salvations we've had and how many baptisms we've had and so he's not for the altar call but you can tell he's wrestling with …”
“… Easter Sunday. And then once he finished the sermon, which, hey, Brad, great sermon until the very end, because then he's like, I don't want to do an altar call, but I'm a charismatic, so I have to do an altar call. And I'm like, well, you don't have to do an altar call. What's an altar call? It's basically him saying, hey, if you're not a Christian, come down to the stage. You're going to say, Jesus is my Savior. I'm a sinner. And boom, you're a Christian. And that's a relatively new technique in Christianity. 200 years ago, altar calls were not a thing. and so altar calls are just a kind of a new tool that churches use to read metrics you know because at the end of the day how are we performing oh here's how many salvations we've had and how many baptisms we've had and so he's not for the altar call but you can tell he's wrestling with the institution that his mom gave him um and then after the altar call she got up and i'll quote her here she goes i'm gonna speak for 60 seconds she spoke for eight and a half minutes i have the recording how to give her money. She did an eight and a half minute money pitch in church? Correct. Yeah. At the end. What did she say? She said, and she …”
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During an Easter Sunday service, Paula White delivered an eight-and-a-half-minute pitch for donations, claiming that attendees needed to sacrifice financially just as Christ did. Her son, who gave a sound sermon, visibly wrestled with the church's focus on power and corruption, highlighting a troubling dynamic between them. This moment raises questions about the role of spirituality in a church that seems more focused on fundraising than pastoral care.
“… book references. Yes. Nice. Well, one of my questions is going to be, what do you hope people take away from you? What are you, a librarian? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Hold on. Do you need my glasses? Yeah. There we go. There we go. Second calling. Well, since they're not Google, well, I don't want you to give them away. Cause yeah, the book got to have to read the book. He's like some of your favorite parts that like, even I walk through. So I walk through my youth hockey, you know, Like we hear Connor Hellebuck talking about, yeah, I never played AAA. Yeah. I never played AAA. Yeah. Played high …”
“… story, right? But to teach a lesson as well and give guidance, it's like, I think that's what makes something a great read. And it's also just the great approach in life to have. And when you are going into these next chapters, so it's like a lot of book references. Yes. Nice. Well, one of my questions is going to be, what do you hope people take away from you? What are you, a librarian? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Hold on. Do you need my glasses? Yeah. There we go. There we go. Second calling. Well, since they're not Google, well, I don't want you to give them away. Cause yeah, the book got to have to read the book. He's like some of your favorite parts that like, even I walk through. So I walk through my youth hockey, you know, Like we hear Connor Hellebuck talking about, yeah, I never played AAA. Yeah. I never played AAA. Yeah. Played high school hockey. Yeah. In Canada. Yeah. God. Who plays high school hockey in Canada? Who the hell does that? Literally don't. Yeah. Like I walked through, what was the decision? Like, why did I do that? You know, and I tell people at every fork in the road, you have to bet on yourself. You have to challenge yourself. And throughout the course of the …”
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Chris Pronger emphasizes the importance of betting on yourself throughout your journey, especially in youth hockey. He shares his personal experiences, including his unconventional path of playing high school hockey instead of AAA, and encourages listeners to move forward without dwelling on past decisions. His message is clear: learn from your experiences, but always keep your eyes on the future.
“Starters sit these two-star pitchers. Jesus Lozardo has mostly been bad. He gets the Giants and the Marlins next week. Mostly been bad, but the underlying dad has been great. and those are good matchups. I don't have him as a must start, but he's pretty close. Bubba Chandler has also mostly been bad. He gets the Cardinals and the Reds, both starts at home. Isn't that always the way? Just when you're on the verge of sitting a pitcher who's disappointed you, he lines up for two starts with …”
“Starters sit these two-star pitchers. Jesus Lozardo has mostly been bad. He gets the Giants and the Marlins next week. Mostly been bad, but the underlying dad has been great. and those are good matchups. I don't have him as a must start, but he's pretty close. Bubba Chandler has also mostly been bad. He gets the Cardinals and the Reds, both starts at home. Isn't that always the way? Just when you're on the verge of sitting a pitcher who's disappointed you, he lines up for two starts with pretty good matchups. So again, I lean yes on Bubba Chandler. The only reason I might say no is if it was a Roto League And I had an alternative that I thought was actually good. If I didn't, I think I'd still run Chandler out there. What about Luis Castillo? It been a mixed bag so far this season He at the Twins and home against the Royals Been a …”
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Bubba Chandler and Jesus Lozardo are two-star pitchers who might surprise you this week. Despite their disappointing seasons, both have favorable matchups that could yield solid performances. If you’re in a tight spot, consider giving them a chance to redeem themselves.
“… 9 chance 9 people guessing I guessed it right one time Wait, go ahead, PFC, who you got? Happy birthday to Paul Rudd And Merle Haggard And kind of Jesus, too Did you forget anyone? It was Frank Kaminsky's birthday on Saturday who'd he forget michael rapapur who'd he forget you sick fuck who he forget probably top three side character subplot of this show in the last football season Stingray Steve Chuck? Nope. Big Dom? Nope. Bigger. More of a partner. Real partner. Real partner? No. Big Dom partner. I have no idea. Wait. Wait. John Fanta. If John Fanta got the job that you guys wanted to get. …”
“Three. Fifteen. Twelve. Fifty-six. Thirteen. Twenty-four. Forty-two. We got to get it. 66 Anyone 66 Anyone One more One more 15 28 75 This thing is fucking hard, man We have a 1 in 10 chance 1 in 9 chance 9 people guessing I guessed it right one time Wait, go ahead, PFC, who you got? Happy birthday to Paul Rudd And Merle Haggard And kind of Jesus, too Did you forget anyone? It was Frank Kaminsky's birthday on Saturday who'd he forget michael rapapur who'd he forget you sick fuck who he forget probably top three side character subplot of this show in the last football season Stingray Steve Chuck? Nope. Big Dom? Nope. Bigger. More of a partner. Real partner. Real partner? No. Big Dom partner. I have no idea. Wait. Wait. John Fanta. If John Fanta got the job that you guys wanted to get. Belichick, Jordan. Oh, no. PFT. Is Jordan's birthday? You forgot Jordan's birthday? Did I? How? This is my favorite part of the show. Is that really? He's so bad at it. Well, we do get to birthdays, and we get to the person that you forgot. That's my favorite part of the show. You got to eat. PFT, if you ever get good at this, please make sure that …”
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In a hilarious mix-up, one host forgets the birthdays of major icons like Michael Jordan and Frank Kaminsky, leading to a comedic exchange about the importance of remembering special dates. The segment highlights the absurdity of forgetting such significant birthdays while also celebrating the likes of Paul Rudd and even Jesus. This light-hearted banter reveals the fun chaos of birthday celebrations among friends and the pressure to keep track of them all.
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