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Updated: Apr 02, 2026 – 38 episodes
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“… when it kind of cooked me up. You got a vape in here by chance, Joe? No. We got this. You want a cigar We got smelling salts You want a cigar No they make me sick They do Yeah it makes me feel sad Sad Yeah No I gave up on those Nicotine vapes are very addictive Yeah. Boy. I know. They make you grab for them. You want to take a hit off of them. And I decided at one point in time, I'm not taking these anymore. I'm stopping with these. Oh, I remember, dude. Remember you and I were using them one time. We kept using that thing, and yeah. There's something in them. It's not just the nicotine. …”
“… He is such an animal. He is kombucha. He has kombucha in him, I feel like, dude. Yeah, it's all kombucha. He doesn't have piss anymore. It's fermented already. No, but this guy would touch my elbow, and he would do a slight massage on him, and that's when it kind of cooked me up. You got a vape in here by chance, Joe? No. We got this. You want a cigar We got smelling salts You want a cigar No they make me sick They do Yeah it makes me feel sad Sad Yeah No I gave up on those Nicotine vapes are very addictive Yeah. Boy. I know. They make you grab for them. You want to take a hit off of them. And I decided at one point in time, I'm not taking these anymore. I'm stopping with these. Oh, I remember, dude. Remember you and I were using them one time. We kept using that thing, and yeah. There's something in them. It's not just the nicotine. I'll tell you the story. Because these things, like Alps, I have no problem not taking these. I went on a trip, like a 10-day trip. I didn't bring any nicotine pouches. I didn't miss it at all. I was fine. Well, I'll say this. But not those vapes, dude. Those vapes call you. Yeah, some of that shit's a lot, bro. They call you. But, yeah, you got to …”
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In this hilarious segment, the hosts dive into the absurdity of Christopher Columbus's conquests, questioning how he turned a simple exploration into a gold-hunting spree. The banter takes a wild turn when they discuss how Columbus and his crew were 'drinking smoke,' blending history with outrageous humor that leaves you laughing.
“… like you were young or something No, I just never gone Comedy wasn't like a thing We didn't even have a comedy club in South Africa Where were they doing comedy? Just like maybe church or something? Random bars or random restaurants or whatever it was Yeah, yeah Right And then one of them said to me in a conversation Ronnie Murimola I'll never forget He's super funny dry one-liner comedian And then he said to me He's like Yo, Trev He's like You should do a comedy, man you're very funny and then i was like no you're funny i'm not funny he's like no man you should do it i think you like it …”
“… you also like everyone. It was this really small band that was growing up together. It was really, it was a magical moment, honestly. And so I knew a few people who were comedians, but I'd never seen their comedy. and then one of the Because you weren't like you were young or something No, I just never gone Comedy wasn't like a thing We didn't even have a comedy club in South Africa Where were they doing comedy? Just like maybe church or something? Random bars or random restaurants or whatever it was Yeah, yeah Right And then one of them said to me in a conversation Ronnie Murimola I'll never forget He's super funny dry one-liner comedian And then he said to me He's like Yo, Trev He's like You should do a comedy, man you're very funny and then i was like no you're funny i'm not funny he's like no man you should do it i think you like it and i was like no ronnie i cool didn do it at all yeah and then my cousin and and my best friend were living together They were like you funny You should do it And then I did it You were like, okay, if multiple people think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? And they're telling me. Yeah. So I think sometimes, and it's not just comedy, I think in life, …”
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Atsuko Okatsuka shares how a few friends recognized her comedic potential, leading her to explore stand-up comedy after growing up in post-apartheid South Africa. With no established comedy scene, she turned to Craigslist to find classes, highlighting the importance of having someone believe in you before you can believe in yourself.
“… so I stopped going. It doesn't sound like good therapy. But it's like aggressive and it's like... I actually think therapists should clap back as they say. I mean, I think most of them should be in jail. Well, that's a whole other issue. It's like, it's literally malpractice what is going on with some people I know. The amount of misinformation they're being fed? I'm like, your therapist said you should do fucking what? They should be in jail. Well, they're not supposed to say that you should do anything. Right. But if they're intelligent, they should. Right. But the problem is, again, it's …”
“Well, that's a thing. I didn't like it, so I stopped going. It doesn't sound like good therapy. But it's like aggressive and it's like... I actually think therapists should clap back as they say. I mean, I think most of them should be in jail. Well, that's a whole other issue. It's like, it's literally malpractice what is going on with some people I know. The amount of misinformation they're being fed? I'm like, your therapist said you should do fucking what? They should be in jail. Well, they're not supposed to say that you should do anything. Right. But if they're intelligent, they should. Right. But the problem is, again, it's the issue of like every feeling is valid. And I also think there's been a thing in the last 10 years of like feelings now are like messages from God. And they can be. And you can have feelings that are real. but like why I didn't like cognitive behavioral therapy was like I think it's okay to have a bad feeling and just notice that it's bad yeah and …”
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In this hilarious segment, Sarah Sherman critiques the state of therapy, suggesting that therapists should be more assertive with their clients. Her outrageous claim that some therapists deserve jail time for malpractice sets a comedic tone, leading to a wild discussion about self-care and personal accountability that leaves listeners laughing and questioning their own therapy experiences.
“Let's go get some chicken. I will absolutely meet you at Love and Honey. I really love it there so much. I will comment on food Instagrams that I follow and be like, I miss you. or like i can't wait and i truly my brain thinks that it's like it's a good idea i do it there's a bakery at the shore and i shit you not they tease like hey we're opening back up april 3rd and i'm like i can't wait to see you miss you people people opening the comments and just seeing kylie kelsey …”
“Let's go get some chicken. I will absolutely meet you at Love and Honey. I really love it there so much. I will comment on food Instagrams that I follow and be like, I miss you. or like i can't wait and i truly my brain thinks that it's like it's a good idea i do it there's a bakery at the shore and i shit you not they tease like hey we're opening back up april 3rd and i'm like i can't wait to see you miss you people people opening the comments and just seeing kylie kelsey literally y'all hey y'all can't wait to get that pastry is she doing i'm like i can't wait for pop-tarts businesswoman wife mother just truly forsaking everything to be in the comments of a pastry shop that's my sliding sliding into dms being like miss you dude there was a big thing do you know what a p whip is pineapple whip what like don whip yeah …”
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Kylie and Caleb hilariously dissect the absurdity of a dessert shop called 'P-Whip,' leading to a comedic brainstorm about opening an all-women Dole Whip shop named 'Pussy Whipped.' The banter escalates as they discuss the social significance of this seasonal treat in Springfield, Missouri, making it a must-attend event or risk social suicide.
“and kingdoms and stuff. So that's sort of what Mesoamerica is. But the Aztecs probably came from somewhere in the American Southwest. they're colonizers too absolutely yeah i understand your framing now you're like they have done this somebody else is going to do this and this is the history of the world and it doesn't mean it's okay it just is the history of particularly the americas nobody the americas colonize each other over and over and over and over and over and over again like just for for for at least 13 000 years that's what was going on the first ones were the clovis …”
“and kingdoms and stuff. So that's sort of what Mesoamerica is. But the Aztecs probably came from somewhere in the American Southwest. they're colonizers too absolutely yeah i understand your framing now you're like they have done this somebody else is going to do this and this is the history of the world and it doesn't mean it's okay it just is the history of particularly the americas nobody the americas colonize each other over and over and over and over and over and over again like just for for for at least 13 000 years that's what was going on the first ones were the clovis culture that came in and they pushed all the pre-Clovis people out and just like took over the Americas and then you've got Folsom culture and it goes up on and on and on and on and on forever and you can just see cultures just disappearing and being swallowed up by other cultures I mean it's just that's what was going on and um and uh so the Aztecs …”
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The Aztecs, pushed out of their homeland, are compared to vultures circling for a new territory, but their reputation as savage conquerors has everyone telling them to 'go back to America!' The segment humorously highlights how European explorers were just the latest in a long line of colonizers, all while poking fun at the cold, inhospitable conditions that bred their raiding culture.
“… Thank you. Any advice? The advice, the baby tips, but I was going to give you a tip. My daughter and her husband with their four kids had every time they had a poopy diaper, they do a real quick rock, paper, scissors. Rock it fast. That's two out of three. Loser has to go change the poopy diaper. You and Caitlin are both competitive. I thought you'd love the idea. You know, luckily, she doesn't care, doesn't mind doing it. and she also doesn't have to redo it if I mess it up. I've gotten pretty good at it. I haven't even done weaponized incompetence. Oh, let's hope not. When it comes to this, …”
“Morning, studio. Morning. Happy birthday, Bobby. Thank you very much. Hey, congrats on baby Billy. Thank you. So excited for you. Thank you. Any advice? The advice, the baby tips, but I was going to give you a tip. My daughter and her husband with their four kids had every time they had a poopy diaper, they do a real quick rock, paper, scissors. Rock it fast. That's two out of three. Loser has to go change the poopy diaper. You and Caitlin are both competitive. I thought you'd love the idea. You know, luckily, she doesn't care, doesn't mind doing it. and she also doesn't have to redo it if I mess it up. I've gotten pretty good at it. I haven't even done weaponized incompetence. Oh, let's hope not. When it comes to this, okay. Still on the table. Folding a t-shirt, okay, go for it, maybe. It's still annoying, but helping with your child that you 50-50 are responsible for, you know? Yeah. I don't want to be the dad that doesn't know how to do this stuff. That doesn't mean I want to do it all the time, but I'm happy to do it as much as needed. What if moms said that? I …”
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In a hilarious twist on parenting, a listener shares how her family uses rock, paper, scissors to decide who changes the poopy diaper. The hosts riff on the absurdity of this method, imagining the chaos it would cause if dads used it after a long day at work. The segment is packed with relatable humor and light-hearted banter about the realities of diaper duty.
“… that's his sidekick yeah he's the one that does the analysis he's up in the little booth and i was like oh my gosh and i literally sat down while they were doing one of the games and the guy sitting in the front row he's like i was like dude i'm choking he goes are you lunchbox and he started freaking out he's like i'm here me and my wife got tickets because you guys were talking about it and he was like you'll be fine dude you made a contestant row who cares and i was like no he goes that'd have been the worst because we said that if you made it to contestants row and didn't make the stage …”
“… before you actually got to go up? I lost three games Were you starting to give up I started to panic I started to freak out that i am about to choke this opportunity away that i was the first name out of george mouth that his name yeah that's his name that's his sidekick yeah he's the one that does the analysis he's up in the little booth and i was like oh my gosh and i literally sat down while they were doing one of the games and the guy sitting in the front row he's like i was like dude i'm choking he goes are you lunchbox and he started freaking out he's like i'm here me and my wife got tickets because you guys were talking about it and he was like you'll be fine dude you made a contestant row who cares and i was like no he goes that'd have been the worst because we said that if you made it to contestants row and didn't make the stage that'd have been worse than not making it i agree and he goes yeah bobby may give you a hard time and then i looked at maryland my 80 year old friend i said what am i doing wrong she goes you're not looking at me for help and i said okay i'll look at you for help and we stand back up and they said and drew says george give me another name and he …”
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Lunchbox recounts his nerve-wracking experience on The Price is Right, where he feared choking in front of the audience. The funniest moment comes when he realizes he can't use his nickname and has to introduce himself as 'Lunchbox' to Drew Carey, leading to hilarious banter about his journey and the pressure of competing.
“… It's weird. Producers and executives, in a lot of ways, you need people around you outside of that who are going to tell you the truth. and not that they don't tell you the truth but i think a lot of them are so afraid to upset what they call the talent so they they will go around and try to hopefully get around that gets to you around the bend not directly to your face but coming from football i'm used to it like a coach cursing you out screaming at you talking about everything about you you just got to take it or you just got to toughen up and i'm being on the field and having guys do that or …”
“No. It's weird. Producers and executives, in a lot of ways, you need people around you outside of that who are going to tell you the truth. and not that they don't tell you the truth but i think a lot of them are so afraid to upset what they call the talent so they they will go around and try to hopefully get around that gets to you around the bend not directly to your face but coming from football i'm used to it like a coach cursing you out screaming at you talking about everything about you you just got to take it or you just got to toughen up and i'm being on the field and having guys do that or being to have the media do that to you after you have a bad game or a bad season so i was pretty tough from the football aspect of it i think that um the other criticism that you get i think i was i judged myself a lot harder than anybody in the newspaper is going to judge me all right so i just learned when i play football and i remember telling …”
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Michael Strahan hilariously contrasts the brutal feedback of football coaches with the gentle criticism from TV producers, revealing his unique take on handling public perception. His quip about not letting critics upset him because they last wore a football uniform on Halloween is a standout moment that showcases his comedic timing and resilience.
“… cash laying around the house. Then you're a target. Not if nobody knows. How do you? I mean, what's the chance someone saw me come out of the bank? They can follow you. Amy talks about it all the time. Lifetime movies. I talk about retaliation. If they've taken all the money out of the account, you still owe me the money you owe her. Yeah, because you said you already had a deal before. And you got hacked. You got scammed. No, that is part of doing business. Sometimes the business gets hacked. Like if we all owned a Dunkin' and it got hacked, it wouldn't be like my fault. It'd be all our …”
“… So he should have the money already. Yeah, but once she wasn't here, I put it back in my account. That's not true. That's not true. You took it out, then you drove it back to the bank because she wasn't here. Because I can't just have that much cash laying around the house. Then you're a target. Not if nobody knows. How do you? I mean, what's the chance someone saw me come out of the bank? They can follow you. Amy talks about it all the time. Lifetime movies. I talk about retaliation. If they've taken all the money out of the account, you still owe me the money you owe her. Yeah, because you said you already had a deal before. And you got hacked. You got scammed. No, that is part of doing business. Sometimes the business gets hacked. Like if we all owned a Dunkin' and it got hacked, it wouldn't be like my fault. It'd be all our faults. Well, Amy's tried to withdraw. Luckily, three weeks ago, I withdraw my money from him. Smart. I got all my cash. I know. And you looked at me and you're like, Amy, withdraw your money. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's my question. Like, is this like some sort of setup to make me look like the idiot to prove your point? No. No, no. I …”
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In this hilarious segment, Lunchbox tries to explain why he owes Amy thousands of dollars while claiming he got scammed. The absurdity peaks when he insists that if a business gets hacked, it's not his fault, leading to a chaotic debate about trust and money. Their banter is filled with witty comebacks and a comedic exploration of financial mishaps.
“… whatever tip you made at the end of the night, 10%, 15%, there's a certain percentage that would go into a tip pool. And then the restaurant... Are they keeping some of it? Well, the restaurant would share it to other people in the restaurant that didn't get tips. Oh, like kitchen staff? Okay, so far, I'm okay with it. Sounds great, right? However there is a law that the Fair Labor Standards Act that says employers are not allowed to keep tips received by employees for any purpose They can keep them They cannot What about distributing them They cannot do anything with it So what we did when I …”
“Okay, so there's a popular steakhouse, right, that got sued by 750 servers that worked for this company. And because the company had a mandatory tip pool. So basically, whatever tip you made at the end of the night, 10%, 15%, there's a certain percentage that would go into a tip pool. And then the restaurant... Are they keeping some of it? Well, the restaurant would share it to other people in the restaurant that didn't get tips. Oh, like kitchen staff? Okay, so far, I'm okay with it. Sounds great, right? However there is a law that the Fair Labor Standards Act that says employers are not allowed to keep tips received by employees for any purpose They can keep them They cannot What about distributing them They cannot do anything with it So what we did when I was waiting tables we had to tip our bus staff ourselves You didn't have to, but you were supposed to. Because they did a lot of the work. So in this case, they were saying it was mandatory. In your case, it was like, this is strongly recommended. So the fact that they made it mandatory, they lost the lawsuit. And now the restaurant is paying $21 …”
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A steakhouse gets hit with a $21 million lawsuit after 750 servers claim their mandatory tip pooling was illegal. The hosts hilariously debate the fairness of tipping kitchen staff while one of them shares his voice acting gig as 'Dan Dan the Weatherman,' leading to a fun comparison of his career to Tom Hanks in Toy Story.
“… with a love for it still, with a real deep love for what I do. Because I know a lot of people who start at 12 or 13 enjoy it at that point, and then they reach adulthood and they're like, this is just not what I want to do with my life. And that's such an understandable, normal process to go through. There's so many things that you invest so much of your time with as a teenager or even as a younger kid. and it's just like weirdly it's just something you grow out of and something you just you realize you want to go down a different path and sometimes that can be really stressful for younger …”
“It's a weird situation to jump into my 20s now. What's really wonderful about it is that I grew on the show and I got to do what I love for so long. And I'm very lucky in the sense that as I did it for a decade, I've come out of it with a love for it still, with a real deep love for what I do. Because I know a lot of people who start at 12 or 13 enjoy it at that point, and then they reach adulthood and they're like, this is just not what I want to do with my life. And that's such an understandable, normal process to go through. There's so many things that you invest so much of your time with as a teenager or even as a younger kid. and it's just like weirdly it's just something you grow out of and something you just you realize you want to go down a different path and sometimes that can be really stressful for younger people especially in careers because it's such a public endeavor and usually people who take a step back or find a career shift or just choose not to engage as much with it there's like a whole public spectacle of like where did they end up like what happened to like the the rise and fall story which Which I think is unfair and kind of silly. But most …”
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Gaten Matarazzo hilariously breaks down the absurdity of society's obsession with fame, revealing that many who step back from the spotlight are actually thriving in their personal lives. He quips about how people assume fame is the ultimate goal, while in reality, it can lead to misery if that's all you chase.
“… to it that call back to the first two seasons, particularly the first season's use of chaos. You know, there's a lot of shots in this season that they have a lot going on. There's a couple moments in this season where I felt like it was very uncut gems coded, you know, like people talking over each other. You're trying to listen to three different conversations at the same time. There's so many issues at once. But it really leans into the dramedy aspects that I think the second season nailed. The third season, again, it's funny. I have some weird tonal whiplash with the issues that they do in …”
“… that visage. You watch her kind of short circuit. And in this season, we see who Valerie Cherish is picking up the pieces and rebuilding herself. after the past decade. And I thought the season was really funny. I think there's a lot of elements to it that call back to the first two seasons, particularly the first season's use of chaos. You know, there's a lot of shots in this season that they have a lot going on. There's a couple moments in this season where I felt like it was very uncut gems coded, you know, like people talking over each other. You're trying to listen to three different conversations at the same time. There's so many issues at once. But it really leans into the dramedy aspects that I think the second season nailed. The third season, again, it's funny. I have some weird tonal whiplash with the issues that they do in this season. There's conflicting messaging at times. I think it suffers at points from the Michael Patrick King problem, where it was kind of giving in just like that to me at times where characters were having strange motivations and plots kind of appear and disappear but that's okay i don't come to the comeback to save the world i come to it to …”
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Rihanna expresses her excitement for the return of HBO's beloved comedy, The Comeback, featuring the iconic character Valerie Cherish, played by Lisa Kudrow. She describes the show as a profound comedic character study that reflects Hollywood's complexities, highlighting its chaotic yet humorous storytelling. Glenn adds that the show's return is a significant cultural event, especially in the LGBTQ+ community, comparing it to major cultural milestones.
“… by China. By China. Yes. And never think that, oh, those are the drug dealers in China. No. Everything in China is controlled by the government. If they want to go after them, no one can make any drug. If the government didn't want us to get the ingredients to make fentanyl or in Mexico. No one could. We wouldn't get it. Yes. It's a state-operated business. Right. And then people forget. Forget COVID. How many died? How many died? Let's put all the numbers together and that is your ladybug. Well, here's the thing. I'll tell you what's crazy about this goddamn country. It was pretty clear that …”
“… I mean, it's weird because we get really caught up in numbers, but more people have died in this country from fentanyl than in World War II. Put all together. Put all together. And more than probably the Civil War as well. So we're being poisoned by China. By China. Yes. And never think that, oh, those are the drug dealers in China. No. Everything in China is controlled by the government. If they want to go after them, no one can make any drug. If the government didn't want us to get the ingredients to make fentanyl or in Mexico. No one could. We wouldn't get it. Yes. It's a state-operated business. Right. And then people forget. Forget COVID. How many died? How many died? Let's put all the numbers together and that is your ladybug. Well, here's the thing. I'll tell you what's crazy about this goddamn country. It was pretty clear that COVID came from a lab and not from a wet market. And anybody who suggested that it came from a lab instead of a wet market was pilloried and destroyed in this country. Now that is the most insane thing in the world because because China I mean you have to kind of think about it China unleashes this virus on the world and the United States is you …”
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In this segment, the host hilariously connects the COVID lab leak theory to a humorous metaphor about ladybugs, while passionately critiquing the media's response. The outrageous claim that more Americans died from fentanyl than in major wars adds a shocking twist that keeps listeners engaged and laughing.
“… to explain to people that when you do something generationally, it's in the fabric of your society. Absolutely. And I always would say to people, they'd go, these guys coming in here from God knows where, they can barely drive. You get behind these guys. I know because their parents didn't own cars. Like they're first new to this. It takes a while. That's right. To get into it, right? Yeah. I mean, if you compare it to other sports in our country, I mean, football, I don't know how long the NFL has been around 50s, 60s, whatever. Basketball, probably similar. Baseball, 100 plus years. Right. …”
“… we have the best athletes in the world. We always just say that. I don't know if it's true. Maybe it just means black guys. I don't know. But we go, we have the best athletes in the world. Why are we getting our butts kicked at soccer? And then I try to explain to people that when you do something generationally, it's in the fabric of your society. Absolutely. And I always would say to people, they'd go, these guys coming in here from God knows where, they can barely drive. You get behind these guys. I know because their parents didn't own cars. Like they're first new to this. It takes a while. That's right. To get into it, right? Yeah. I mean, if you compare it to other sports in our country, I mean, football, I don't know how long the NFL has been around 50s, 60s, whatever. Basketball, probably similar. Baseball, 100 plus years. Right. And soccer really for the last maybe 20, 25 years. So it just takes time. And if you look at other parts of the world, it's everything because it's all they've had and it's been around for a century plus.”
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Landon Donovan humorously tackles the misconception that the U.S. has the best athletes but struggles in soccer. He shares a funny analogy about how generational involvement in sports shapes success, contrasting soccer's recent emergence in America with other long-established sports. The banter about cultural differences and generational gaps adds a light-hearted touch to the serious topic of soccer's growth.
“… like this is what we do right so you like play cool play cool And you meet some people and there so much more like human and chill than you thought they would be So you actually not as like woo, like, oh my God, you're actually like, oh, you're cool as fuck. Like we can have a conversation and I don't feel what I thought I was going to feel in the best way, not in a bad way. But I would say when I did the Oscars for the first time and I was doing the rehearsals on the stage, I wasn't even starstruck by the person themselves, but the photo cards that they have of them you know how they have …”
“… buy my nails no more i am so bad at that and that's why i just do gel because i'm like okay who is the first celebrity that actually left you starstruck oh shit oh damn you know what so crazy okay obviously you probably had the same thing where it like this is what we do right so you like play cool play cool And you meet some people and there so much more like human and chill than you thought they would be So you actually not as like woo, like, oh my God, you're actually like, oh, you're cool as fuck. Like we can have a conversation and I don't feel what I thought I was going to feel in the best way, not in a bad way. But I would say when I did the Oscars for the first time and I was doing the rehearsals on the stage, I wasn't even starstruck by the person themselves, but the photo cards that they have of them you know how they have pictures of them yeah yeah yeah girl denzel washington i was like i've seen him in so many movies like why is it that i'm freaking out right now like he's gonna be right there when i'm when i'm singing like huh that actually is such a good answer too because it's not like denzel washington's like finding places to get paparazzi like mega super famous …”
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In a light-hearted moment, Becky G reveals her love for food, humorously declaring that if it comes down to choosing between a date and a meal, food will always win. The absurdity of her priorities shines through as she shares her worst date story, making it relatable and laugh-out-loud funny.
“andy kaufman fan who was a performance they call him a comedian but he's very much a performance artist in like the late 70s early 80s he would do things like well you may know him you ever watch Taxi on Nick at Night, the show? No. It wasn't on during our live. Oh, you do? Yes. He's like Lotka on Taxi. Oh, thank you very much. He was on Saturday Night Live, but he was not a joke guy. Right. And so he would do things like when he was touring, people would come because he was Lotka on …”
“andy kaufman fan who was a performance they call him a comedian but he's very much a performance artist in like the late 70s early 80s he would do things like well you may know him you ever watch Taxi on Nick at Night, the show? No. It wasn't on during our live. Oh, you do? Yes. He's like Lotka on Taxi. Oh, thank you very much. He was on Saturday Night Live, but he was not a joke guy. Right. And so he would do things like when he was touring, people would come because he was Lotka on Taxi and he kind of was annoyed by that. So he'd go, all right. And he would put a tent up on stage as part of his act and then just go to sleep in it. And everybody would be like, what's happening? He never would come out. Come on. So that was his performance art. He would do stuff like read like War and Peace and he would be like page one and just …”
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In this hilarious segment, the hosts discuss Andy Kaufman's outrageous performance art, including his infamous act of sleeping on stage, leaving the audience baffled. The banter takes a comedic turn as they debate whether Kaufman's antics were brave or just plain annoying, leading to a heartfelt moment about a thoughtful gift related to Kaufman.
“… which is doing short, impactful, relatively cheap interventions to alert people to the problem and communicating this in a way that I'm hoping will reach more people than academia where I was speaking before. Because before I talked to you, I talked to my peers in, you know, academia and the ivory tower, you know, at the meetings where they all went, they read the papers that we all read, but the general public didn't get this. So you really were I have to tell you thank you And you were actually very influential in my life Well I very happy to help When I first heard about your book and I …”
“… you said something which changed my life And you said, why don't people know about this? Remember that? Yes. I went home and I thought a lot about that question. And that was what led me to create the program that I have now, Action Science Initiative, which is doing short, impactful, relatively cheap interventions to alert people to the problem and communicating this in a way that I'm hoping will reach more people than academia where I was speaking before. Because before I talked to you, I talked to my peers in, you know, academia and the ivory tower, you know, at the meetings where they all went, they read the papers that we all read, but the general public didn't get this. So you really were I have to tell you thank you And you were actually very influential in my life Well I very happy to help When I first heard about your book and I started going over the details of it and the subject matter I was shocked I couldn imagine that something like this could not just have happened, but there's no large scale effort to reverse course or to change course or to do something about it, or at least to make people aware of the impact that plastics are having on us. Let me tell you a story …”
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In this segment, Dr. Shanna H. Swan reveals a shocking story about a Michelin star chef whose low testosterone levels were linked to dangerously high microplastic exposure. The twist? This revelation not only highlights the dire impact of toxins but also adds a humorous layer as the chef's culinary expertise contrasts with his unexpected health crisis.
“… So if anybody does anything really – Cut that, please. Part up. Thank you. If anybody does anything really great, like making it in show business, they assume you're working with the Israelis. And if you assassinate anybody or do anything really bad, they assume you're with the Israelis. Well that being said if you look at my tax returns of last year like I think they shortchanging me a little bit over there Well they are known for that Shortchanging with the Israelis For real That's the first thing they do. What do you think is the most Jewish thing about you, if you had to guess? Oh, good …”
“… anybody does good or bad at anything. He just proved it, too. Now I'm fucked. If you make it – You fucked me, dude. Get a screenshot of that and send it back to Istanbul. It's just a thing now. The world is on to the Israelis because of the internet. So if anybody does anything really – Cut that, please. Part up. Thank you. If anybody does anything really great, like making it in show business, they assume you're working with the Israelis. And if you assassinate anybody or do anything really bad, they assume you're with the Israelis. Well that being said if you look at my tax returns of last year like I think they shortchanging me a little bit over there Well they are known for that Shortchanging with the Israelis For real That's the first thing they do. What do you think is the most Jewish thing about you, if you had to guess? Oh, good question, Tom. Oh, wow. I am thinking of the answer that will get me in least trouble. Nah, don't worry about trouble. You're okay. You're next to Ari Shafir. He's basically there. He's their supreme leader. Touch me, I touch you, we got each other. Okay, cool. You just gave him a high five, or as he calls it, a high three and a half. High five. High …”
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In a hilariously candid discussion, a comedian reveals that in Turkey, eating cow testicles is a common practice, jokingly referring to them as 'life eggs' that supposedly boost energy. The banter escalates as they share their own experiences with cultural stereotypes, leading to uproarious moments about identity and absurdity. The absurdity of discussing 'comedy nudes' adds an extra layer of hilarity to the conversation.
“And when this movie delivers that as one of the first plot points of the film, I was like, oh my, like there's Robert Evans going, you know what will be interesting? Hang on, Paul, do you not have one of those? That made me sick. That honestly made me feel sick. The fact that they were all on just a side table. I might have to. They were out for display. It's not like a secret drawer. It's not on anything. It's just they're out at a side table next to like a radio. They're just sitting there and there was so much of it. There was so much. There was so much of it. So many different colors. …”
“And when this movie delivers that as one of the first plot points of the film, I was like, oh my, like there's Robert Evans going, you know what will be interesting? Hang on, Paul, do you not have one of those? That made me sick. That honestly made me feel sick. The fact that they were all on just a side table. I might have to. They were out for display. It's not like a secret drawer. It's not on anything. It's just they're out at a side table next to like a radio. They're just sitting there and there was so much of it. There was so much. There was so much of it. So many different colors. And there was like, it also could. I mean, I know it was a, I know it was a different time, but there was a volume in each of those silver boxes because they're not lockets paul they're boxes and they're little like pill boxes they're little exactly pill boxes or snuff boxes or something like that they're each engraved and they are chock full of …”
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The segment dives into a hilariously absurd crime scene walkthrough featuring sex toys, with one officer casually handling an inflatable sex pillow as if it's just another day at the office. The comedic peak comes when they discuss the detailed instructions on the pillow, highlighting the ridiculousness of a 'deep-seated massage oil' and its ability to facilitate 'male entry' with varying degrees of hardness. It's a perfect blend of absurdity and humor that keeps listeners laughing.
“I would never tell a soul my plans If no one at school was going to fuck me I should get a job Maybe one of them will suck me How long is this fucking poem All right, all right, all right. Double-sided. Double-sided. It is double-sided. It is double-sided. Like if Dr. Seuss was a doctor at Ty Marion's hospital. Who knows what's going to happen? Does he lose his virginity? Here we go. Oh. Here we go. It's the juiced up part of the poem. Vagina, pussy, beaver, and ham. Ham? Yeah, sure. Ham? I had to rhyme it. All right, hey, work with me, work with me. All …”
“I would never tell a soul my plans If no one at school was going to fuck me I should get a job Maybe one of them will suck me How long is this fucking poem All right, all right, all right. Double-sided. Double-sided. It is double-sided. It is double-sided. Like if Dr. Seuss was a doctor at Ty Marion's hospital. Who knows what's going to happen? Does he lose his virginity? Here we go. Oh. Here we go. It's the juiced up part of the poem. Vagina, pussy, beaver, and ham. Ham? Yeah, sure. Ham? I had to rhyme it. All right, hey, work with me, work with me. All right. I love to suck ham. Hey, don't make me start this over. All right, I'm about to. All right, all right. Beaver and ham. Vajayjay, clitoris, coochie, and clam. There it is. I got a job, and the first week went great. I laid low. They trusted me. They took the bait. They asked me, hey, would you be able to work late? I knew having sex was in my …”
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This segment features a wildly humorous poem about a man's outrageous sexual escapades at a zoo, culminating in the unforgettable line about a hippo's fart. The absurdity of mixing animal encounters with raunchy humor creates a laugh-out-loud moment that keeps listeners engaged and entertained.
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